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Song Parodies -> "Jill's Black and Blue"

Original Song Title:

"Till There Was You"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Jill's Black and Blue"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

They both fell down the hill,
Urged up for water for drinking.
Down they surged, Jack took the worse fall--
Jill's black and blue.

They're not birds; they can't fly;
If, they could, they'd not be sinking
To the turf, curled up in a ball--
Hill-rolling crew

They got a bruise-stick in tumbling through roses, untrellised,
Then beat, sprained in hedgerows of brawny yews.

So they flopped all around,
Exacerbating thorns' stinging.
At the bottom, finally they stalled--
Jill felt Jack's crew.*

She asked, "Are you sick? Your rupture-full nose is like jelly!"
From peat-tainted head flowed a tawny-rouge.

There was blood all around,
Most of it from Jack's crown springing.
Major trauma to head in fall--
Jill's gonna sue. . .

Little Boy Blue.


*crew-cut

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 4.7

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alvin rhodes - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
you know i'm a sucker for the mother goose stuff...gee, it didn't seem all this serious in the book
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Of the quartet, this title attracted me most...funny goosing, here..555
Johnny D - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
The Windjill Jactor of this parody is 555 degrees above pleasing.
Stephen Harrington - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but you've got 555, a dark twist on Jack and Jill.
John Barry - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, AFW, JD, Stephen, thanks.
Larry Hensley - April 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice take on a classic. 5s

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