Orwell, McLell-
an: two names that go together well.
What's that smell?

McLellan tells
Us that all is swell but dissembles,
He dissembles.

Love is hate,
Peace is war,
Leaks aren't leaks. . .
Such things he tries to say,
It's old Newspeak each day.
He says twisted words; he's blowing smoke,
It's "lexerdemain."

McLellan tells
Us that all is swell but dissembles,
He dissembles.

Crimes are law,
Lies are truth,
Truth is lies
This shmuck was no Ari;
In fact, he was scary,
So full of sh*t that all he said,
Devoid of meaning.

We'll see you.

He's gonna
Pursue new
Challenges--
Lie why he's stepping down
Bolten* said, "Boot that clown!
For untruths we need someone who can
Lie with elan."

Ax fell; McLell-
an's gone; someone new to dissemble,
Who don't mumble,
Saying twisted words and blowing smoke
Like Ministry** man
From Orwell.


*New White House chief of staff
**Ministry of Truth