Those Shakers had babies? No!
(Shakers, no babies)
Trystin' drought
(They died out)
They spawned, they spawned, they spawned 'em no babies
(Spawned no babies)
Conjugal relations drought
(Relations drought)

Girls didn't put out; homely,
(Didn't put out)
They didn't look so good
(Look so good)
They wore no makeup, donned homespun
(Homely homespun)
Which didn't hoist the men's wood
(Didn't hoist the wood)

Well, slaked were the ladies' mounds
(Slaked were the ladies')
Twisted 'bout
(Twisted 'bout)
Batons, batons, batons, they'd been lathin', prows
(Batons lathin')
Batons they worked in and out
(Worked in and out)

There were twisted diddled girls
(Twist-diddled girls)
When it came to the guys
(To the guys)
They digit-twisted diddled pokers, prows
(Twist-diddled pokers)
And egg-meet flowed down their thighs
(Egg-meet flowed down thighs)

Ahhhh!!!!!!!

Shakers vowed
(Shakers no babies)
Infant drought
(Infant drought)
They spawned, they spawned, they spawned 'em no babies
(Spawned no babies)
Because they didn't put out
(Didn't put out)

They didn't tryst, boys and girls
(Tryst, boy and girls)
They didn't rut like swine
(Rut like swine)
Corn-feedin' and milkin' those Holstein cows
(Milkin' close to Holsteins)
Perhaps the men knowed their kine
(Maybe knowed their kine)

Well shake those, shake those shake those lady cows
(Shake up those ladies)
Well lathe those, lathe those, lathe those lady prows
(Lathe 'em "up," ladies)
Well take those, take those, take those, Shaker vows
(Makin' no babies)


AAAAAAA(high number)AAAAAAA(lower)AAAAAAA(lower still)dieu.