"Uhh!" He needs those monk babes,
Holed up in the zoo.
Opposable-thumb babes. . .
One boy, girls, a slew.

Holds 'em, humps 'em,
Poles 'em, pumps 'em.
Ape does nothin' but love babes,
Eight days a week.

Loves 'em every day, girls,
Each one fifteen times.
He signals, "This way, girls!"
With digits he mimes.

Holds 'em, humps 'em,
Poles 'em, pumps 'em.
Ape does nothin' but love babes
Eight days a week.

Eight days a week,
The ape does nothin' but screw.
Ape's dazed and weak;
He's got more than enough to share.

"Uhh!" He's beat; monkey babes'
Toll is taken--whew!
This abundance of babes
Has turned his stones blue.

"Hold it! Must quit!"
"Don't quit! Love it!"
Mate's not ruttin'; they're bummed, babes.
Ape's dazed and weak.

Ape's dazed and weak--
Once-bursting banana droops.
Ape's dazed and weak. . .
They're hot; he's not; he's shot down there.

Then one lucky day, girls
Lose their funk and find
Zookeeper says, "Hey, girls,
I'm monkey-inclined."

Holds 'em, humps 'em,
Poles 'em, pumps 'em.
Ain't done nothin' but love girls
Eight days a week,
Ain't dazed and weak,
Ape dames he piques.