-> "Ain't Deigned to Speak"
Original Song Title:
"Eight Days a Week"
Parody Song Title:
"Ain't Deigned to Speak"
The Lyrics
Euw! He's a stunted knave,
Stature, ethics too.
No light shed by mum knave--
Just sits there with moue.
Like a dummy
Held on one's knee
Run with hand up its bum cave,
Ain't deigned to speak.
Dummied-up-each-day churl--
Like the boss, no mind.
Got-nothin'-to-say churl,
Wastin' Congress time.
A lame flunky,
A trained monkey.
Ain't-been-nothin'-but-mum knave,
Ain't deigned to speak.
Ain't deigned to speak,
The stunt-runt dunce is a mute.
Ain't deigned to speak;
The bungling putz can only stare.
A barely grunting knave
Looks quite porcine, too.
Out a few words he gave,
Barely more than two:
"I know nothin',
Recall nothin'."
Ain't-been-nothin'-but-mum knave,
Ain't deigned to speak.
Ain't deigned to speak,
The shmuck shut up and was mute.
Ain't deigned to speak;
Cat's got his tongue; bon mots no share.
Dummied-up-each-day churl,
Wastin' Congress time.
Got-nothin'-to-say churl,
Like a smirking mime.
A lame flunky,
A trained monkey.
Ain't-been-nothin'-but-mum knave,
Ain't deigned to speak,
Ape's trained, on leash,
Ape dare not speak.
[postscript]
Ape, shamefaced freak,
Gapes, deigns to speak:
"New game I'll seek."
Away, shamed freak.
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