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Song Parodies -> "Eight Dames a Week"

Original Song Title:

"Eight Days a Week"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Eight Dames a Week"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Ooh, I breathe to love babes,
More than just a few.
Oh, I need to love babes,
"Not just," I plead, "two!"

Hold 'em, hump 'em.
Pole 'em, pump 'em.
Achin' am I to love girls:
Eight dames a week.

Love you every way, girls,
All ways on my mind.
It's a dorisal [sic] day, girls,
You'll find me behind.

Roll 'em, rump 'em,
Pole 'em, pump 'em.
Achin' am I for love, girls,
Ain't dazed and weak.

Eight dames a week,
I love lovely octet crew.
Eight dames a week
Is just enough to "know" my share.

Noo, don't breed with love, babes--
Deferens undo.
Oh, I breach your mugs, babes--
Teeth tease taut taboo.

Throe 'em, thump 'em,
Throat 'em; thrum 'em.
Apelike am I in love, girls,
Eight days a week.

Eight dames a week
I love my sextet plus two.
Eight dames a week,
They're in the buff; I'm also bare.

Love you every way, girls,
I've a fertile mind.
Don't worry: I'm spayed, girls--
Not the fertile kind.

Hold 'em, hump 'em,
Mold tongue, munch 'em.
Ate a muffin for lunch, girls--
Ain't Danish treat,
Ate damish suite,
Eight dames--I'm beat!

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alvin - August 28, 2007 - Report this comment
especially liked "teeth tease taut taboo"
Phil Alexander - August 29, 2007 - Report this comment
Super, with some very clever subs... as usual, I guess :-)

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