Song Parodies -> "Komm, Gib Mir Arbeit-Hand"

Original Song Title:

"Komm Gib Mir Deine Hand"

Original Performer:

"Komm, Gib Mir Arbeit-Hand"

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The Lyrics

Oh, komm-Docht,
Komme ich.
Auf Englisch heisst es "gland."
Oh, komm-Docht,
Komme ich.
Komm, gib mir arbeit-Hand. (3x)

Oh du faustest shoen;
Hart wie ein Diamant
Bin ich. . .Daumen gegen,
Komm, gib mir Arbeit-Hand. (3x)

Auf deinen Armen sind die Finger, gestellt so.
Arbeit-hand meinen Samen macht Gestalt "O,"
Gestalt "O," Gestalt "O."

Oh du schlagest shoen;
Hart wie ein Diamant
Bin ich. . .auf gegessen,
Komm, gib mir Arbeit-Hand (3x)

I Want Molding by Hand

Oh yeah, I'm swelled for pumping--
Please kink and sunder gland
With proxy for humping.
I want holding by hand,
I want molding by hand,
I want folding by hand.

Oh please, chafe on me;
Keep the beat like a band,
Till seed cakes on me
Then molts when I expand,
Then jolts when I expand,
Then bolts when I expand.

And when you touch meat
I feel hacky slip-slide.
You get me squealing, "Oy, gevalt!"
It's outside, It vaults high, it vaults wide!

Oh please, chafe and knead;
I'm like irons that brand
A steed after feed
That leads to dam romance.

I want holding that spans
"-hood" preceded by "man-".
I want molding by hand.

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Agrimorfee - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Mein Gott, John Barry ein das Ubermensch.

Guy - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Ist die das klina swina swantz? It sounds so dirty in German. This is a real swantz meister. Well played and what's with the langtolang.com this morning? Noting like being bi-lingual and that can be taken in more than one way. Nicely executed.

alvin - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment

gotta give ya a hand for this....a round of applause i mean...what's next ?...a parody in chinese ?

Joe Haynes - January 04, 2008 - Report this comment

Ausgezeichnet! Ach und Himmel! Funf-funf-funf!

PMS - January 05, 2008 - Report this comment

Wunderbar!

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