Slay moose--don't use a gat.
Take up that long rifle--that's better.
Remember to aim for the brain or the heart:
You'll take apart that great beast better.

Slay moose. Past tense ain't "slayed"--
A strong verb. . ."slew," but I digress here.
To skin it, you've got to shove the shiv in;
Don't be thin-skinned; be a tigress here.

But anytime it squeals with pain. . .
Ain't maimed the brain,
Just marred it. . .perhaps you hit the shoulder.
It helps to keep your nerves quite cool,
And hey, don't drool!
To freeze on the barrel--here it's colder.

[drip, drip, drip. . . .]

Slay moose--bring the bête down.
Like a flounder, it's flattened. Weather'll
Freeze leather, so you'd better get a start
And quickly skin 't. . .get sh!t together.

So get shiv out and shove it in slayed moose; begin.
You've wasted it--now you must deform it.
Hey, don't you know--it ain't "slayed". . ."slew."
Slain moose is huge.
Flay movement you need is in your shoulder.

[rip, rip, rip. . . .]

Slain moose. . .don't feel so sad,
Just be lad-strong and grow testicles.
Re-member. . .inside that cleft is a part. . .
The cl!t's a dart that's just vestigial.

Think of Freud and think "icicle."

Bang, bang, bang. . .slay moose.
Prang, prang, prang. . .flay moose. . . .