Paid-off hack writer, writer. . . .

Deer-scourging mad dam gonna "write" a book
That will be cheered by right kooks who'll take a look.
They're wasting their money on some crap; it's clear
She'll have seen a "ghost", yeah, she's gotta seek
A paid-off hack writer, paid-off hack writer.

It's a worthless story from a worthless ma'am,
A hillbilly wife who pulled off a scam.
The sun don't shine up north from where she hails
She's a head-freeze job, so she's gotta seek
A paid-off hack writer, paid-off hack writer.

She got 7 million. . .have to give a few
Thousand to the ghost who has gotta do
The job: try to make readers like this vile
Smiling deranged mouth with the Fargo speak.
Seeks paid-off hack writer, paid-off hack writer.

Some will really like this literary blight;
They'll spend millions to buy then read this shite.
I hope you'll be spurning this dreck, give a jeer
To the seedy snake who's a fake and needs
A paid-off hack writer, paid-off hack writer.

Paid-off hack writer. . . .