-> "Lax Man"
Original Song Title:
"Taxman"
Parody Song Title:
"Lax Man"
The Lyrics
One More Sleaze-Whore.
What's that smell? Euw! Wow! It's Tom D.
The one who's not the Texas sleaze.
Yeah, it's the lax man,
The no-pay-tax man.
Earned five million in client's thrall.
Is this the change for which we called?
But he's the lax man,
The no-pay-tax man.
You provide his car, he'll kiss your feet,
'cause you've given him a lot of treats.
The new boss is old; you can't defeat
That way things are run from old K Street.
Lax man!
Yeah, Tom's a lax man,
A no-pay-tax man.
Old-boy network. . .another whore
(Uh-huh, he got millions)
It's time to show Tom D. the door
(Uh-uh, he won't leave)
Though he's a lax man,
A no-pay-tax man.
He'll make real nice to those who pry
(lax man)
Our dough from us with prices high
(lax man)
He ran a tax scam;
He'll be a lax man
To the worms in the health industry.
Lax man.
And now a postscript to this song. . .
Won’t go for the post; my rant’s wrong.
Now he’s an axed man,
Forced-to-pay-tax man. . .
Scourge of perks jerks who “worked” in D.C.
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