Song Parodies -> "Roids"

Original Song Title:

"Boys"

Original Performer:

"Roids"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

The "rune-art" line is a reference to Madonna's fatuous "study" of the Kabbalah.

I’ve been told when you’ve roids and guys hurl,
You make hits past flags unfurled.

Hey, hey pop, shoot, pop, then don't pop no pops,
Hey, hey pop, shoot, pop, then don't pop pop-ups,
Hey, hey pop, shoot, pop; yeah, You play with juice; pop, shoot, pop.

Guy hurls and then you twist your hips;
Off the ball leather stitching rips.

Hey, hey pop, shoot, pop, then don't swat no pops,
Hey, hey pop, shoot, pop, then don't swat pop-ups,
Hey, hey pop, shoot, pop; yeah, you play with juice; pop, shoot, pop.

Well you pop ’neath skin roids
(Yeah, yeah! roids)
To interstitial voids
(Yeah, yeah, voids)
Well you pop it in voids now
(Yeah, yeah! roids)
Ahhhhhh! Roids!
Yeah, they're all poppin' roids now
(Yeah, yeah! roids)
They’re so pumped, they’re like droids
(Yeah, yeah! droids)
Alright, Bud!

Guy’s girl's on stage and syncs with lips;
For ballplayers she wiggles hips.

Hey, hey, schlock croons schlock, this popster croons schlock,
Hey, hey pop-poon partner pop-pops poon part,
Hey, hey, talk rune-art yentz; she plays she's Jew. Plotz, "Jew"-plotz.

Well I'm talking 'bout 'roid,
A-, A-roid,
His bloodstream is alloyed
Yeah with roids,
Well I'm talking 'bout 'roid now,
A-, A-roid,
AAAAAAA-roid!
Well I'm talkin' 'bout void, now,
Yeah, yeah, void,
Where Famers are deployed.

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AFW - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Very funny and fitting...A-roid...I like that

Invisible Boy - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

I was hoping A-roid* would turn up here. Loved "interstitial".

alvin - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

nice job on a tough song

Timmy1000 - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

Grat job on a tough OS. Poor Joe Torre thought he had a good one when he coined "A-Fraud", but now we have "A-Roid". Too many roids might make A-Rod an A-Pod.

MadameDeTokerville - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

PieRate Jack, alias, Sir Sweaty, hearing derRingo singing this makes it all the more funny . . . As much as I dislike ~daBigM~, she is well matched with A-Rod, sir !

Harry - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

great job, John.

MrMacphisto - February 11, 2009 - Report this comment

I was thinking of another Barry as I read this... ;) 5-5-5

John Barry - February 12, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, AFW, IB, Alvin, Timmy, Madame, Harry, MrM (good point).

Mark Scotti - February 13, 2009 - Report this comment

Great job, John!!! With spring training coming up, you wonder who will be exposed next....

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