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Song Parodies -> "Piggies"
Original Song Title:
"Piggies"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Piggies"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Keep away from little piggies
Or you might get hurt.
If you play with little piggies,
You will need a nurse
With whom you won’t flirt
Or play around. . .sick.
You must wean you from chick piggies
You make in the dirt.
You’ll get swine flu from those piggies,
Then your nose will spurt
And your spleen will hurt.
Don’t make it with pigs!
In their sties do not be tracking;
Don’t go there and roll on the ground.
And on fried swine don’t be snacking;
When you feed, ham should be lacking!
Very scared of hogs and piggies
Should you be, no jive.
You and your sweet, chow down dinner,
You might save your lives:
Cut fish with your knives--
But hold the bacon!!!
Or you might get hurt.
If you play with little piggies,
You will need a nurse
With whom you won’t flirt
Or play around. . .sick.
You must wean you from chick piggies
You make in the dirt.
You’ll get swine flu from those piggies,
Then your nose will spurt
And your spleen will hurt.
Don’t make it with pigs!
In their sties do not be tracking;
Don’t go there and roll on the ground.
And on fried swine don’t be snacking;
When you feed, ham should be lacking!
Very scared of hogs and piggies
Should you be, no jive.
You and your sweet, chow down dinner,
You might save your lives:
Cut fish with your knives--
But hold the bacon!!!
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Really enjoyed this one. John.
Five oinks!!!
Flu won't stop me eating piggies
Bacon, ham and pork
You can't catch it from cooked piggies
Ignore all the talk
Just pass the knife and fork.. I need my bacon
...great timing, should have thought of this one myself ;-)
Bacon, ham and pork
You can't catch it from cooked piggies
Ignore all the talk
Just pass the knife and fork.. I need my bacon
...great timing, should have thought of this one myself ;-)
Piggies are in today - good one.
hold the bacon, indeed...good one
My spleen hurts with LingOL, turn left at the pork in the road, well done!
lol...especially enjoyed the line, 'Don’t make it with pigs!
'...555!!!
Thanks, Mark, Phil, Timmy, Alvin, Jim, Leo.
Needs work. If you need help, let me know.
Stay away from meat from piggies - have a tomato.
Funny one - especially liked "Wean you from chick piggies"
I don't know who that other Rick D was but it's not the one you know. A strange comment.
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