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Song Parodies -> "Tracks Man"

Original Song Title:

"Taxman"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tracks Man"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Punch through, squeeze, pour, pump through.

I feel swell after this IV;
It pumps into my cavity
’cause I’m a tracks man,
Yeah, I’m a tracks man.

My thigh is rent from steel that mauls. . .
Arms mangled as if staked with awls
’cause I’m a tracks man,
Yeah, yeah, I’m a tracks man.

When I spike my arm, I feel the heat
Of the medicine with each heartbeat.
From the little hole blood seeps retreat;
I can hardly talk. . .nod in my seat. ..
Lax, man.

[stick-arm solo]

’cause I’m a tracks man,
A no-smoke-crack man.

This anodyne can make you snore
(Too much and it kills ya)
And soon you are demanding more
(And then you’re a thief)

You’ll be a tracks man,
Gone-off-the-tracks man.

Now my advice for those who try
(Tracks man)
This fare—if you OD, you’ll die
(Tracks man)

And you’ll go slack, man,
You won’t come back, man.

Neural circuits won’t work. . .RIP,
Pax* man.


*Requiescat In Pace

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Christie Marie M - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Encore, JAB, Encore! That gets me wondering about studying Medical Assisting reading this parody. Marvelous medically based satire you wrote! 555 doses from the IV!
John Barry - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Christie, for all of them.
Kristof Robertson - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
As I work for the NHS, his one is closest to my heart, JAB, so I'm plumping for it. Intravenous 5s
Timmy1000 - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Morbid humor, but well written and oh so true for the unfortunates in that condition.
metaphorsbwithu - September 16, 2009 - Report this comment
LOL at Pax man! You made a rather depressing topic worthy of song and a laugh or two. The feel of the song and tune is a strange meld as I always thought it was in light of the original subject by the Beatles. 555's to you!

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