Song Parodies -> "Glenn Beck"

Original Song Title:

"Get Back"

Original Performer:

"Glenn Beck"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Blowhard is this man, who ought to be a loner—
He’s squawking out of his ass.
Blowhard gives ur-reactionaries a boner. . .
Bought his choler Faux News gas.
Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck in the nuthouse belongs [3x]
Glenn Beck, blowhard, gross gnome.
Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck in the nuthouse belongs [2x]
Glenn Beck, no!!!!!!!!!!

Bleating, snorting, barking. . .troglodytic vision.
What to do with this stressed man?
Docs could fix thoughts with lobotomic excision?
Noggin full of “logs,” says scan.
Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck for the nut crowd crows strong [2x]
Glenn Back is senseless, bloat gnome
Glenn Beck. . . .
Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck is nuts and loud. . .so wrong [2x]

Glenn Beck, you’re wretched;
It’s moronic, all you spew,
Blaring your mindless views
From your no-neck dreck head. . .
We get gnome-subjected.
Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck, Glenn Beck needs head meds that are strong.

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Christie Marie M - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

I seriously don't know what's wrong with that guy's head! And how dare he call Obama a racist!! Yep, he does belong in the nuthouse where he'll get special treatment! He'll sure be surrounded by those wackos crazier than him! 555!

Patrick - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

I really am going to have to start watching Glenn Beck. Anyone who can inspire this much vitriol. Wow! Here's a suggestion. Go to youtube and seach for Reverend David Manning.

John Barry - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Thanks, Christie, Patrick--I will check him out.

TJC - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

You've got him on the ropes, John... Soon he'll be at your beck and call!

Fiddlegirl - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

555, plus bonus points for "troglodytic vision/lobotomic excision" rhyme! *Ooooooohh!!!*

Timmy1000 - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

Echoing FG comment - always look forward to some unusual and well stated words in your parodies. Very funny, too

Tommy Turtle - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

@ Christie Marie M: Of course Obama's a racist. He called a police officer "stupid" for doing his job properly, supported the individual who refused to cooperate with the lawful duty of said Officer, acting on reasonable cause, and supported the claims of said individual (H. L. Gates) that this was a racist incident and all cops are racist. Any such categorical ("all") statement smacks of racism.

I'm with Patrick -- might have to start watching the guy. DK enough about him to vote, but if he's worth three parodies in one day... and what's with the [2x] and [3x]? I know you know how to copy/paste, but even more, I know that you know how to make up varied subs. Abstaining.

@ Patrick: There are lots of Manning videos. Could you provide a specific link? Remove the ht*p slash slash, and if that doesn't work, use 3w. instead of three w's.

rob - September 30, 2009 - Report this comment

i pray to God that no more children get molested or raped, but God only controlls the free acceptance covenant He made between He and Jesus on our behalf. God doesnt controll priests, rapists, me or you. if rape and molestation happenes to your child, you wouldnt want a liberal judge or jury to decide the judgement. the news, NOT national media - is splattered with stories of liberals aiding molesters and rapists, criminals, and yet, glen beck is someone to watch? why, cause he differs in opinion? as of yet, he didnt rape, molest, or pardon any rapists or molesters. he's a cat making a living WITH NO POWER OVER YOU. lots of other serious folks to watch, most of them liberals in leadership whom pardom rapists, molesters and criminals. where is your values? hating the right who arent in power? its all ODUMBA NOW, ENJOY IT.

John Barry - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment

Rob, spell-check, dude.

TT - October 01, 2009 - Report this comment

John, if we're to start critiquing spelling and orthography on every comment and song posted here, the pages are going to get very long, and very few are going to escape critique. Why didn't you point out CMM using "sure" instead of "surely", or Timmy1k not hyphenating the compound modifier, "well-stated"? Because they agreed with you?

Disagree with rob; it's your right; but don't apply different copy-editing standards to him from those you apply to those who agree with you. It impairs your credibility.

Trooper - October 05, 2009 - Report this comment

That's a good parody. Glenn ain't the only stupid demagogue however. I remember when AM radio played MUSIC, now it's been hijacked by hateful blabbermouths. AM radio needs to "get back".

Michael Pacholek - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment

Sorry it took me so long to see this one, John. Truly, Glenn Beck scrapes the bottom of the barrel. (Hey, you know, that sort of sounds like... )

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