Michele, unwell,
She’s a scourge whose dome’s an empty shell,
A dry well.

Michele looks swell
Yet, in her Minnesota ensemble,
Très chic ensemble,

She’ll snub you, she’ll snub you, she’ll snub you
If you don’t see her way,
And she will whine and bray:
She will say some bonehead words
That show a true dunder’ ma’am.

Michele, mind gelled,
Like her pal in need of warm ensemble,
A warm ensemble.

It’s freezing, it’s freezing, it’s freezing,
It’s freezing up where she’s
From. . .subzero degrees.
There’s lot of moose and hooch for juice
And frozen ice queen.

Got Uggs® too.

She’ll taunt you, she’ll taunt you, she’ll haunt you,
Her thinking in a cloud.
Her kvetching is loud—
Sounds like a moose, or honking goose,
A Sue thund’ring ham.

Michele, unwell—
Ought to be in rubber-room ensemble:
Jacket ensemble.

She’s a braying ogre scourge,
True dolt, screw-loose dunder’ ma’am.
Quite unwell.