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Song Parodies -> "Palin-Wack Blighter"

Original Song Title:

"Paperback Writer"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Palin-Wack Blighter"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Palin-wack blighter (Palin-wack blighter).

Sneer irksome mad ma’m has a peevish book,
That took a ghost to write. Who would take a look?
Base that she whores for, who grandstand and jeer.
They’re a screeching mob and they want to read
The Palin-wack blighter, Palin-wack blighter.

It’s a worthless story from a worthless scam;
She’s a wingnut wife of a lunkhead man.
Her son-in-law erstwhile displays his tail. . .
He ain’t wed, the slob; that’s because crossed he
The Palin-wack blighter, Palin-wack blighter.

McCain-slight blighter (Palin-wack blighter).

It’s a waste of pages; killed the Spruce, a slew;
She’s a righting bore, winking peek-a-boo.
It would be much stronger if it weren’t all lies
From a deranged clown who’s a mockery:
The Palin-wack blighter, Palin-wack blighter.

If you really like it, you’re on the FAR right.
She got paid a million for this piece of shite.
’cause she’s nuts, me spurn it; it’s rank dreck, that’s clear
From a sleazy snake on a crocking spree,
The Palin-wack blighter, Palin-wack blighter.

Palin-wack blighter (Palin-wack blighter). . . .

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Old Man Ribber - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
"If there were no God, it would have been necessary to invent him" - Voltaire. "If there were no Sarah Palin, it would have necessary for the left to invent to invent her" - Old Man Ribber. Good parody though. I give you 1s...15 of them (do the math). Levi Johnston might like this if somebody will read it to him. ;D
NorCALVotress - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Oh yes, PirateJack Barrow, Captain of HMS sirSweaty, now is the time to haul anchor & set Sail in conquest of your ~ I'llAskHer-Queen~ the sweet MamaSarah ! !
Conservative Republican - November 16, 2009 - Report this comment
Hey, Sarah Palin is beautiful! That's all she needs! It's not like she's black or anything. Us republicans hate those colored folk, no matter how unbelievable intelligent and qualified they may be. I meant to give you 1s but accidentally gave you 5s. It wouldn't be the first time us Republicans screwed up the votes. *cough2000ELECTIONcough*
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2009 - Report this comment
I think you went a little too easy on her, John. Rob: Who the hell is "odumba"? Are you referring to the guy who didn't need his daddy to get into and through Columbia and Harvard Law, and impressed a woman far smarter than a Dallas librarian? Don't accuse us of selling our souls, because your god remains money. As your object of lust would say, "You betcha."

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