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Song Parodies -> "Wrecked HP"
Original Song Title:
"Let It Be"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Wrecked HP"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
From a reader review of “Backfire: Carly Fiorina’s High-Stakes Battle for the Soul of Hewlett-Packard,” by Peter Burrows: “Carly has wrecked HP. The people on the board who decided to hire her must have been .... She left wonderful Lucent just before it crashed and before the cooked books and other things were disclosed.”—Former HP customer
In her time the firm was mired in trouble—
Mucked up had the company;
Clearly lacking wisdom was HP.
She caused its hour of darkness
By mismanagement and vanity.
Nearly sacked it. . .sh!t-fan for HP.
Wrecked, HP (4x)
Wicked scourge of twitdom wrecked HP.
She nearly broke apart, was lethal
To this world-class company.
Carly was a canker on HP.
The Board made her depart
After her damaging deeds they did see:
Airhead not the answer for HP.
For HP sore was she; sore was she for HP,
Airhead was a canker for HP.
And now she’s been kicked out,
She wants to blight a state in penury. . .
Pile on, cause more sorrow
In D.C.
The state’s sunk, screwed, it’s down; up-screw chick
F**kup Carly comes; it’s she
Wreaking scourge of twitdom
Wrecked HP.
Wrecked HP, drecked HP; feckless, she; next, D.C.?!
We need not her “wisdom” in D.C.
Mucked up had the company;
Clearly lacking wisdom was HP.
She caused its hour of darkness
By mismanagement and vanity.
Nearly sacked it. . .sh!t-fan for HP.
Wrecked, HP (4x)
Wicked scourge of twitdom wrecked HP.
She nearly broke apart, was lethal
To this world-class company.
Carly was a canker on HP.
The Board made her depart
After her damaging deeds they did see:
Airhead not the answer for HP.
For HP sore was she; sore was she for HP,
Airhead was a canker for HP.
And now she’s been kicked out,
She wants to blight a state in penury. . .
Pile on, cause more sorrow
In D.C.
The state’s sunk, screwed, it’s down; up-screw chick
F**kup Carly comes; it’s she
Wreaking scourge of twitdom
Wrecked HP.
Wrecked HP, drecked HP; feckless, she; next, D.C.?!
We need not her “wisdom” in D.C.
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Pirate Jack, HP gave her a ~Platinum Parachute~ anyway . . . . but HP was already outSourcing 25% of its labor to the Orient before her arrival ! So we heard from one of contractless "ConnedTracters" !
It doesn't sound like there's any alternative to the present...and that is no "status" to "quo" about!
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