-> "Lady’s a Goner"
Original Song Title:
"Lady Madonna"
Parody Song Title:
"Lady’s a Goner"
The Lyrics
Lady’s[1] a goner, vanishes from seat.
On the train; passengers say they did not meet
Her; there’s one funny gal[2] who says they met. . .
Said they had a sunny little tête-à-tête.
Taken flight has the lady and suitcase?
But she’s kind of feeble. . .couldn’t run.
Other passengers say it’s a moot case. . .
She’s just the one.
Lady’s a goner, and all of the rest
Of the passengers think Iris is a pest. . .
But, but, but. . .
She’s joined by one.[3]
Maybe a goner,
“Possible,” he said.
If she is not doomed, it couldn’t be she fled.
So their search starts and is never-ending;
Many passengers are playing dumb—
Some conspire;[4] Froy’s found, then she’s tight-ending:
See how she runs.
Lady’s a goner; and she won’t be beat.
In the end, Iris, Gilbert and Miss Froy meet.
[1]Miss Froy, the “vanished” lady, as played by Dame May Whitty (Mrs. McLaidlaw in “Suspicion”)
[2]Iris Henderson, as played by Margaret Lockwood
[3]Gilbert, as played by Michael Redgrave
[4]Led by Dr. Hartz (Paul Lukas), a charming sociopath
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