-> "Get Tracked"
Original Song Title:
"Get Back"
Parody Song Title:
"Get Tracked"
The Lyrics
Jojo was a man who though he was alone, but. . .
That’s a status of the past.
Jojo went out and bought himself an iPhone, but
Apple knew each place he passed.
Get tracked, get tracked,
Get tracked, no matter where you’ve gone.
Get tracked, get tracked,
Get tracked whenever the phone’s on.*
Get tracked, Jojo, on-road.
Get tracked, get tracked,
Get tracked, no matter where you’ve gone.
Get tracked, get tracked,
Get tracked if phone is off or on.*
Get tracked, Jojo, off-road.
Geeks at Google gath’rin’ gigagobs on women
And men with the Android plan.
If you take a drive to the strand and go swimmin’,
They’ll know where you got your tan.
Get tracked, get tracked,
Get tracked, no matter where you’ve gone.
Get tracked, get tracked,
Get tracked by geekish Orwell spawn.
Get tracked wherever
You roam.
Get tracked wherever—
There’s data-storin’ on you,
Like where you buy your shoes
And such clothes as sweaters,
Where you roam, whenever.
Get tracked, get tracked
Get tracked just like an Orwell pawn,
Get tracked. . . .
*Maybe off as well. . .couldn’t find any info on this aspect of the Orwellian technology.
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