-> "Hell, I’m 64!"
Original Song Title:
"When I'm Sixty-Four"
Parody Song Title:
"Hell, I’m 64!"
The Lyrics
I’ve gotten old; I’m losing my hair. . .
Many years gone down.
I can’t get it up without the Blue Pill line;
Birthday grieving: sobbing I whine.
I can’t stay out till quarter to three
Looking for a score.
Will you please knead me? These ills impede me
Now I’m 64.
I have old-man rue.
And when you say some words,
Decibel-accrue.
I cannot gambol—vertebrae fused,
Discs once tight are gone.
I get cold sweats when I awake in the night;
Wake in morning and feel like shite.
Stewed in the garden, smoking some weed,
Self-medicate for
All the joint creaking—shit! I am leaking
Now I’m 64.
Gotta gum the soft foods such as cottage
Cheese or maybe have a bagel-less schmear. . .
In dentition’s caved.
Arthritis in the knees—
“Femur’s fucked!” I’ve raved.
Venting these gross farts after some wine.
Skating? Can’t pursue.
Incontinent nightly as well as in day.
I do fear I’m wasting away.
Can’t be a dancer, can’t make the form—
I would be so sore!
I was once 6’ 3”, but now I’m pixie-sized
At 3-foot four.
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