-> "Waste"
Original Song Title:
"Wait"
Parody Song Title:
"Waste"
The Lyrics
A bad use of time, so I turn off the drone
and walk away now; oh how I had to moan.
Waste of what could be useful time.
this is a media crime.
So I depart. . .haste; time waste, I walk away.
It didn’t start strong. . .too long. . .nothing to say.
Waste of what could be useful time—
there’s no reason and no rhyme.
I feel as though hot air they blow.
This isn’t good, what’s on the TV.
A handsome two, but bull they spew,
care not a single f**k for me.
A bad use of time, so I’m gonna get stoned
and toke away now; oh how these two intone!
Waste of otherwise useful time;
neither will save me a dime.
I feel as though jackshit they know.
Each is no good for little old me.
A handsome two, but bull they spew—
it’s worse than pure mendacity.
So I depart. . .haste; time waste, nothing to say.
It didn’t start strong. . .too long. . .please go away!
Waste of otherwise useful time;
this is just media grime.
A bad use of time, so I head for the Rhône
and drink away now; no “Wow!”. . .couple o’ clones.
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