You say it’s your church day;
it’s my church day too, yeah.
It’s mutual church day—
you’re gonna have some bad wine.
You pray on your church day:
Cathi church day to you.

I am going where they like to party;
I’m a Satanist; we party hearty;
a fallen angel graces our party.

We will revel and dance (church day);
some will be there sans pants (church day);
some might be smoking plants.
Church-day dance.

You won’t revel and dance (church day)
sans pants; they’d look askance (church day)
for young lads your priest pants.
Church nay-dance.

You say it’s your church day;
hell, it’s my church day too, yeah.
At Satanist church day,
more likely to have good wine.
We’re bad at my church day—
nasty church to you!