I’d say it’s your girth day;
it’s your birthday, too, yeah.
You weigh lots on girth day;
you’re gonna have a food time.
You’re fat on your girth day—
massive-girth day to you.

Yes, you’re going scarfing party;
yes, you’re going to a party scarfy;
fress you’re gonna at the scarfing party.

You’re unable to dance (girth day)
’cause you would split your pants (girth day);
it’s hard to make romance
Girth day. . .pants.

You’re avoiding the plants (girth day),
choosing fat foods of France (girth day);
ballooning are your pants.
Girth day—plants!

I’d say it’s your girth day;
it’s your burge[on] day, too, yeah.
Swelled, your weight’s up on girth day—
you’re gonna have a food time.
Weigh a grand on girth day—
mammoth-girth day to you.