You say it's your curse day.
It's my curse day too, bitch!
Let’s waste not our curse day;
we'll have a f**king good time!
You ahole, it’s curse day.
Happy curse day screw you!

Yes we're gonna make jokes about farting;
I got kicked in the dick, and it’s smarting.
And when is that goddam train departing?

I say “F**k you!” I’m frank (curse day).
You came from a sperm bank! (curse day).
You’re wife’s a friggin’ tank! (curse day).
Frank!

You say “F**k you!” you’re frank (curse day).
You say my gal’s a skank! (curse day).
You say my hole smells rank! (curse day).
Rank!

You’re so gay—it’s curse day!
You besmirch me too, prick!
Hell, what’s better than curse day?
A motherf**king good time!
Hey, a$$holes, it’s curse day!
And I’ll first say: Screw you!!