You say it’s your serge day;
it’s my serge day too, yeah!
Today is our serge day;
we’re gonna have a twill time.
Gladrags for our serge day—
snappy serge day for two.

This fabric is really hardy, hardy
if you’ve got an ass that’s lardy, lardy;
it won’t split the seams, you’ll party hearty.

Got a jacket and pants (serge day)—
handkerchief will enhance (serge day).
The look; people will glance
Serge day-glance.

We will revel and dance (serge day)
in our jacket and pants (serge day).
polyester? No chance!
Serge-day dance.

You say it’s your serge day.
Swell duds. . .my serge day too, yeah.
Displaying-your-serge day;
we’re gonna have a togs time,
a glamorous serge day.
Hab[erdasher]y serge day to you