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Song Parodies -> "Lunch Meat, Ooh!"
Original Song Title:
"Love Me Do"
Original Performer:
Beatles
Parody Song Title:
"Lunch Meat, Ooh!"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Lunch, lunch meat—ooh!
I hope I will chew
a loaf. . .not eschew.
Mo’ feed—lunch meat—ooh!
Mo’ lunch-meat-chew!
Lunch, lunch meat—ooh!
I go forth to chew
those loaves, at least two. . .
Mo’ need—lunch meat—ooh!
Oh yes, lunch meat—ooh!
Something for lunch,
something to chew.
Something for lunch
that prompts an “Ooh!!”
Lunch, lunch meat—euw!
These loaves I’ll fress-chew.
Never bid “adieu.”
Mo’ eat—lunch meat—ooh!
Crowing, “Lunch meat, Ooh!!”
I hope I will chew
a loaf. . .not eschew.
Mo’ feed—lunch meat—ooh!
Mo’ lunch-meat-chew!
Lunch, lunch meat—ooh!
I go forth to chew
those loaves, at least two. . .
Mo’ need—lunch meat—ooh!
Oh yes, lunch meat—ooh!
Something for lunch,
something to chew.
Something for lunch
that prompts an “Ooh!!”
Lunch, lunch meat—euw!
These loaves I’ll fress-chew.
Never bid “adieu.”
Mo’ eat—lunch meat—ooh!
Crowing, “Lunch meat, Ooh!!”
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Good. Just stay away from SteakUm, that stuff is so tough-as-leather it's like you fried an old shoe in a pan!
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