They say “nay!” to mirth day,
the hate-mirth-day crew, yep.
“Away!” they say, mirth day. . .
don’t wanna have a good time.
They’re sad that it’s mirth day.
“Damn that mirth day!” rues crew.

They don’t want to have a party, party.
They don’t want no one to party hearty.
They refuse to go and party, party.

They are opposed to dance (mirth day),
likewise, frown on romance (mirth day),
always looking askance.
Mirth day? Can’t!

They won’t get up and prance (mirth day)
as a part of the dance (mirth day);
have a sedated stance (mirth day).
Stance.

Naysayers to mirth day. . .
squelch it, this mirthless crew, yep.
Gainsayers to mirth day,
afraid to have a good time.
It’s bad, they claim, mirth day.
“Damn that mirth day!” rues crew.