You say it’s your urge day;
it’s my urge day too, yeah!
May way for your urge day—
you’re gonna have a good time.
Go mad on your urge day—
happy urge day to you.

It’s your urge day, so be sure to party;
it’s my urge day, and I’ll party hearty—
gonna find a girls who’s tarty TARTY!

Got an itch in my pants (urge day!)
Scratch it with some romance (urge day!)
Who cares who looks askance?! (urge day!)
Pants.

In the uppercase Pants (urge day!)
Double entendre slants (urge day!)
Done on purpose, not chance (urge day!)
Slants.

But, hey, it’s your urge day.
What you’ll urge-day do, huh?
Go play on your urge day,
go out and have a good time,
get bad on your urge day?
Randy urge day to you.