You say it’s your thirst day;
it’s my thirst day too, drink.
But, hey, on my thirst day,
I’m gonna have some good wine,
not bad, on my thirst day
happy thirst day to cru.

Yes, we’re going to a barman’s party,
yes, we’re going there to party hearty,
yes, the walls have subdued tones; they’re arty,
and some people there are real wine smarties.

(Thirst day)
There’s a very good chance
(Thirst day)
that I will look askance
(Thirst day)
at a rosé from Lanc-ers—
nay chance.

(Thirst day)
But I hope there’s a chance
(Thirst day)
that I will find Rhône-mance
(Thirst day)
and my taste buds will dance
(Thirst day)
Dance!

I say it’s my thirst day
Swell, it’s your thirst day too, yeah!
Café on our thirst day?!
Hell no—we’ll have some good wine
like Cab, on our thirst day:
Cabby thirst day to you.