-> "Clump Together"
Original Song Title:
"Come Together"
Parody Song Title:
"Clump Together"
The Lyrics
Rear-stunk old catbox; he come pooing, yuck! gross me,
he dump doo-doo; I squall, “He pump holey odor!”
We got air brown, loosin’ pee;
bum-spew reek, a nose scourge, he just doo lumps release.
He spare no poo time, he got flow-sand golfballs,
he got funky linger, he poot so cloaca.
He spray right post-poo, new-flow pee.
Dump stink vile can smell: euw! It’s, whew! engulfin’ me.
Clump together, shite brown, ocean pee.
Me: gag induction, he got awful bum toot,
he got go-go tide pour, he one sphinctral wafter,
he got heaps brown, sea flow of pee.
Whoa! loo stinks, sniff harmware, too unreal his shit sprees.
Clump together, blight brown, host of pee.
He odor nose-stir, he dump—hurl free-storming.
He got yucky water, he one go-hold filler .
Each day: sump and dump a plump feces—
got to pee: good brooking causeway, soap-hard each piece.
Clump together, shite brown, ochre pee.
Whoa!
Clump together.
Yuck, clump together.
Muck clump together.
Stuck clump together. . . .
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