Lord of us, not overjoyed:
Mother Nature’s stunned
at what we’ve done to her world,
but she is not outgunned.

We pollute rivers and streams,
as well as the skies.
And she’s getting pretty out of sorts
with all us guys.

“What do you do, dudes? It’s rude, what I have viewed.
What do you do, fools not imbued with my rules?”
Screw my realm up; I am not amused!”

We’ll find that our ass is grass
if we act so dumb,
in fashion to which till now
we had become accustomed.

“What do you do, loons? Reckoning might come soon.

“Doom, doom, doom, doom, doom, dudes, might be coming soon.
Screwed my realm up; I am not amused!

“Fool with me much more, soon my voice might just boom
about the time you’ve left in my living room:

“Yep, Mother Nature’s done!”