-> "Tappiness Is so Much Fun"
Original Song Title:
"Happiness Is a Warm Gun"
Parody Song Title:
"Tappiness Is so Much Fun"
The Lyrics
She is a girl whose digits touch
smooth insides of shoes, oh yeah!
She has abated having lunch in order to dance.
Trippin’ toes across the floor’s her aim.
She scans all around in multifarious mirrors
so to watch her moves.
Eyeing all her tries, which are looking pretty
worth it…sublime!
There’s toe suppression with shoes tight, so she makes
enough space so they do not get stuffed.
She never nixes movin’ around.
Landings she sticks, and then up she bounds.
She can do tricks like no one around.
Nothing’s inferior that she’s done. [6x]
Tappiness is so much fun, yessir! (dance, dance; shoes, shoes).
Tappiness is so much fun, oh yeah! (dance, dance; move, move).
She’s holds correctly arms (for sure!).
Shanks of steel are clicking ever quicker (oh yeah).
So much better than working on the farm (that’s for sure!)
Her cause:
Tappiness that’s so much fun (dance, dance; shoes, shoes).
Tappiness is so much fun, it sure is! (tappiness dance, prance; move, groove).
Swell roe to hoe—analogy induced boredom. Nonsense!
Crappy jest that was so dumb. Yeah!
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