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Song Parodies -> "I Started To Poke"
Original Song Title:
"I Started a Joke"
Original Performer:
Bee Gees
Parody Song Title:
"I Started To Poke"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
I started to poke, which started my patient crying,
"Ow, you're killin' me!" That he spoke painfully, "Ow! Ow!"
He farted, 'twas dry, and smarted; the hole hurt--gaffing.
As I homed in on spleen, he groaned, moaned plaintively.
Tears welled in his eyes; white-knuckled hands clenched at his thighs.
Then he yelled out from bed; "Hurting!" he said. "I wish I were dead!"
Then I heinily pried, which started the hole whorled sieving.
So I hold up a screen, so there's no soak on me. No, no!
[Repeat last two verses]
"Ow, you're killin' me!" That he spoke painfully, "Ow! Ow!"
He farted, 'twas dry, and smarted; the hole hurt--gaffing.
As I homed in on spleen, he groaned, moaned plaintively.
Tears welled in his eyes; white-knuckled hands clenched at his thighs.
Then he yelled out from bed; "Hurting!" he said. "I wish I were dead!"
Then I heinily pried, which started the hole whorled sieving.
So I hold up a screen, so there's no soak on me. No, no!
[Repeat last two verses]
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Oh John, you do disgusting so very well.
i can just imagine robin singing this in his little bleaty voice...5s
Great parody. I especially liked "heinily pried" And isn't it interesting that this parody's author's initials spell "jab".
Thanks, Royce, Alvin, PMS.
Forget the prodding, a Barry-um enema would do the trick. 555
LOL, Rick, thanks!
DKTOS, but I liked it.
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