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Song Parodies -> "I Scuttled the Boat"

Original Song Title:

"I Started a Joke"

Original Performer:

Bee Gees

Parody Song Title:

"I Scuttled the Boat"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

I scuttled the boat, which startled all those inside it.
We’re far out at sea with not one PFD. Oh shit!
Folks muttered a cry and they just could not abide it.
Inside the water streamed; passengers were quite steamed.

Anger in their eyes; they were pissed off, I was apprised.
“You are out of your head!” is what they said, boat inundated.
Then inside came the tide, which started the damn boat sinking.
Inside the water streamed, along with cod and bream.

Anger in their eyes…expecting that we would all die.
Water over our heads, causing a great dread. “A shark!” someone said.
Its teeth, jagged and white—into us they were sinking.
Teeth acting as a fleam; heard were so many screams.
Then out the hemo streamed.

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Glenn Walker - August 02, 2024 - Report this comment
Terrific parody. Gory, Jaws-like but more vivid. But terrific parody. I'll let you know when my nightmares are over. But thank you for a great parody. 555 BTW, to spare people after me the lookup I had to do, PFD means Personal Flotation Device, usually called a "life jacket."

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