Song Parodies -> "I Snorted Some Coke"

Original Song Title:

"I Started A Joke"

Original Performer:

"I Snorted Some Coke"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Another entry from the unreleased archive vault.

Original song on YouTube

I snorted some coke
Which started my old eyes crying
Then I couldn't see
Left my nose in debris, oh no

I’d wanted to try
Imparting some insufflation
Oh, to try, I was keen
That ol’ nose candy scene

I foolishly tried
Snuffing from cans to get my high
Had, I: hell in my head
Hurt and misled by can that was red!

Til I finally spied
Mistake that was unforgiving
That it should-n’t have been
Black and eff-er-ven-cee

I brooked in surprise
Nostrils they had been compromised
And I lay there in dread
Feeling brain dead, was such a dickhead

Saw my septum subside
Won’t ask for my nose’ forgiveness
So, now I have obscene
Chasm hole ‘bove my teeth, oh no
Sniffing Coke’s not for me
Oh...

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