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Song Parodies ->Authors -> Merry & Pippin
Well, it is going on a year here now at the Amiright parody site - time for a look back. We emerged on the parody scene with our first effort, a political parody called "Why Don't You Move to Iraq, Son?" in March of 2003. It was well received and we followed it up with another in the same vein: "Human Shields." A few more Iraq related parodies followed, but it was only a short time before we weren't such 'angry young men' anymore (or angry young women - take you choice, heh heh..) so we began to explore other genres. Foods, bodily functions, celebrities and science all made their mark and we had our first #1 with "You're Caffeine." Several more weekly/monthly #1's followed with "The Sausage Song," "My Buns Are Steel," "Pretty Spry (for an Old Guy)" and "Couldn't We Be Twice."We had other weekly #1's with "Bowler," "The Impromptu Song," "Holiday in Rome," "Dryer Ate My Sock" and our experimental riddle song: "The ____?"
A gender controversy developed after we offered Malcolm Higgins a threesome in "We Think Malcolm Would be Good in Bed," and we continued to fuel the fires with such parodies as "Billy Please Be Our Toy Boy," "Go Ask Billy," "Peregrin Bites," "Man or Woman" and the more recent "I Want a Big Hug."
We next did a series of tributes to fellow writers with "(Royce) She's a Lady," "Michael's Parodies are Renowned," "Phil is Swell - Gotta Read 'Im," "Songs with All New Words (Aimons Florios)" and "Tong." We also did the obligatory name dropper with "We Are Just Writers on the Site Amiright."
The third bi-annual Amiright Parody Awards found us nominated in several catagories, including a catagory of our own (thanks, Billy - we didn't ask you to be our Toy Boy for nothing, heh heh...). We won Best Parody about Religion with "Choosing My Religion" and of course won our own catagory with "You Don't Want to Know What's Inside (The Sausage Song)."
We later experimented with parodying lesser known songs, which brought us the likes of "Living in a House Un-Sided," "Otters of Loch Ness," "Pre Electric Man" and the recent "(Royal) People Who Died." Although not particularly successful vote-wise, we still had fun writing and submitting them.
Our most successful run so far has been with the very satirical "Fifty Ways to Piss Off PETA" which held straight 5's through 30 votes until the one guy got us, and currently stands at 44 votes.
The One Guy did not escape our notice and we saluted him in January with "One Guy (Oh Screw It!)." So far he has not acknowleged the favor on this parody with his classic signature vote!
The addition of such excellent writers as Claude, Rick and Johnny to this site has encouraged us to experiment more with internal rhyme and word play. Pippin dearly loves a pun, and Merry delights in inventing words or attaching impossible suffixes or prefixes. And we try to include a really bad 'postrophe in every parody to keep Ethan on his toes!
What is in the future? We have yet to do our American Pie or Bohemian Rhapsody, so there is that to look forward to, and we will continue to dredge up more obscure oldies to bring to people's attention, as well as perhaps try out some more modern hits.
If you would like to contact us, email Meriadoc33@hotmail.com or PeregrinTook33@hotmail.com. Our new parody web page can be found at:
http://www.merryandpippin.com
Please check out some of Merry's favorites: "Plana-Planarian," "Burning Fridges," "Refridge that Kitty," "The Mineral Song," "Torpedo," "Wrong Wrong Car to Tow," "Sporks Be Perilous-y Things"and "That Kudzu Vine."
And then take a look at Pippin's choices: "Easy Instructions," "Funny Kind Of Womb," "Men Who Are Loons," "No Milk Today," "Taking Out A Nun," "Turning Siamese," "You're A Drain" and "You've Got The Bends."
A big thank-you to all who have voted and encouraged us throughout the year!
Song Parodies -> Recordings 
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| Parody Title | Original Song | Original Performer | Submitted |
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| Fifty Ways to Piss Off PETA | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | 2006-04-10 |
| Does the Lava Flow or Secrete? | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | The Beatles | 2006-04-12 |
| The Mineral Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | 2006-04-14 |
| Choosing My Religion | Losing My Religion | REM | 2006-04-20 |
| Mild Courses | Wild Horses | Rolling Stones | 2007-04-21 |
Song Parodies -> Lyrics
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| Parody Title | Original Title | Performer | Submitted |
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| Why Don't You Move to Iraq, Son? | I Can't Get No Satisfaction | The Rolling Stones | |
| Cover of the Next Playgirl | Cover of the Rolling Stone | Dr. Hook & the Medicine Show | |
| Human Shields | Helen Wheels | Paul McCartney | |
| KFC | Start Me Up | Rolling Stones | |
| Sorry Saddam | Sorry Suzanne | Hollies | |
| Comment if I Could | Norwegian Wood | Beatles | |
| Tisk! | Tusk | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Iraqi Woman | Eleanor Rigby | Beatles | |
| Head For Shelter | Helter Skelter | Beatles | |
| If I Fire (At You Saddam) | If I Fell | Beatles | |
| Uncle Sam | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Do Ya Think I'm Passé? | Do Ya Think I'm Sexy? | Rod Stewart | |
| Chess | Jet | Paul McCartney | |
| Held in Cell Block E | Poor Poor Pitiful Me | Linda Ronstadt | |
| Me and You and Your Twin Named Sue | Me and You and a Dog Named Boo | Lobo | |
| You're a Drain | You're So Vain | Carly Simon | |
| On eBay | Yesterday | Beatles | |
| IRS | S.O.S. | Abba | |
| Jerry Jerry | Cherry Cherry | Neil Diamond | |
| The Mineral Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| Hugh and Devine Brown | Bad Bad Leroy Brown | Jim Croce | |
| Profane | Cocaine | Eric Clapton | |
| There Ain't No Brains in Southern California | It Never Rains in Southern California | Albert Hammond | |
| Boycott the French | Send in the Clowns | Judy Collins | |
| Filled Up on Baked Beans | Forever in Blue Jeans | Neil Diamond | |
| I Emailed to Say I Love You | I Just Called to Say I Love You | Stevie Wonder | |
| We Want Comments | I Want Candy | Bow Wow Wow | |
| High High High | Hi Hi Hi | Paul McCartney | |
| Downloadin' | Freefallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Need Some Gravy | Constant Craving | K.D. Lang | |
| Trendy Name (A Valley Girl Saga) | Ariel | Dean Friedman | |
| Blackouts | Our House | Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young | |
| Last Night I Didn't Get to Sleep with Paul | (Last Night) I Didn't Get to Sleep at All | The Fifth Dimension | |
| Burning Fridges | Burning Bridges | The Mike Curb Congregation | |
| Make it Sleazy | Take it Easy | Eagles | |
| Contents of My Pie | Spirit in the Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
| A Tissue | Without You | Nilsson | |
| Poor Hans Blix | Ballroom Blitz | Sweet | |
| You're Caffeine | You're Sixteen | Ringo Starr | |
| Choosing My Religion | Losing My Religion | REM | |
| Borrow | Sorrow | David Bowie | |
| Car Man | Starman | David Bowie | |
| You Don't Want to Know What's Inside (the Sausage Song) | You Can't Always Get What You Want | Rolling Stones | |
| Diary (revisited) | Diary | Bread | |
| We Are Just Writers on the Site Amiright | I'm Just a Singer in a Rock and Roll Band | The Moody Blues | |
| Predatory Man | Solitary Man | Neil Diamond | |
| Salsa Crime | Tulsa Time | Don Williams | |
| Stealing Things from Sears | Reeling in the Years | Steely Dan | |
| My Buns Are Steel | Our Lips Are Sealed | The GoGos | |
| Tong | Jean | Oliver | |
| Gridlock Holiday | Dreadlock Holiday | 10 cc | |
| I Studied a Fluke (Flatworm Trilogy, part 3) | I Started a Joke | BeeGees | |
| Tapeworm's in My Liver (Flatworm Trilogy, part 1) | Take Me to the River | The Talking Heads | |
| We Are the Campers | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
| All Those Kombies | All You Zombies | The Hooters | |
| Plana-Planarian (Flatworm Trilogy, part 2) | Karma Chameleon | Culture Club | |
| We Think Malcolm Would Be Good in Bed | You Just Like Me 'Cus I'm Good in Bed | Skyhooks | |
| Michael's Parodies Are Renowned | Santa Claus is Coming to Town | Traditional | |
| Down Under | Down Under | Men at Work | |
| Voyeurs Above | Lawyers in Love | Jackson Browne | |
| Don't Ride on the Subway | Don't Sleep in the Subway | Petula Clark | |
| (Royce) She's a Lady | She's a Lady | Tom Jones | |
| Hot Mustard | Blockbuster | The Sweet | |
| Let the Booze Flow | Let Your Love Flow | The Bellamy Brothers | |
| More Than a Filling | More Than a Feeling | Boston | |
| Songs with All New Words (Aimons Florios) | Games Without Frontiers | Peter Gabriel | |
| Phil is Swell - Gotta Read 'Im | Philadelphia Freedom | Elton John | |
| The Queen Dream Themes | The Dream Police | Cheap Trick | |
| Peregrin Bites | Wuthering Heights | Kate Bush | |
| Learning to Fry | Learning to Fly | Tom Petty | |
| A W or a Y Song | An Old Fashioned Love Song | Three Dog Night | |
| The Things We Get Rid Of | The Things We Do for Love | 10cc | |
| Impromptu Song | Waterloo | Abba | |
| The Heart of Ol' Baghdad | The Heart of Rock and Roll | Huey Lewis and the News | |
| All I Have to Eat is Beans | All I Have to Do is Dream | The Everly Brothers | |
| In the Tanning Salon | Indiana Wants Me | R.Dean Taylor | |
| The Mourning After | The Morning After | Maureen McGovern | |
| I Want to be Given All of My Coke Free | Tie a Yellow Ribbon 'Round the Old Oak Tree | Tony Orlando and Dawn | |
| My Alpenhorn | The Unicorn | The Irish Rovers | |
| Go Ask Billy | White Rabbit | Jefferson Airplane | |
| Billy Please Be Our Toy Boy | Billy Don't Be a Hero | Bo Donaldson & the Heywoods | |
| Should I Stop or Should I Go? | Should I Stay or Should I Go? | The Clash | |
| He's Better | The Letter | The Boxtops | |
| Torpedo | Candida | Tony Orlando & Dawn | |
| Bowler | Lola | The Kinks | |
| Stuck with My Own SuperGlue | Stuck in the Middle with You | Stealer's Wheel | |
| Wrong Wrong Car to Tow | Long Long Way to Go | Def Leppard | |
| Lead the Jack | Walk Right Back | Everly Brothers | |
| I Eat Lunchables | I Eat Cannibals | Toto Coelo | |
| Pass the Munchies | Pass the Dutchie | Musical Youth | |
| Thrown Out of School Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
| Hollandaise for Breakfast | All the Way from Memphis | Mott the Hoople | |
| It's One of Those Flights (Jet Lag) | It's One of Those Nights (Yes Love) | The Partridge Family | |
| Refridge That Kitty | Suffragette City | David Bowie | |
| It Tastes Like Goo | The Ghost in You | The Psychedelic Furs | |
| Paintball Bambi | Pinball Wizard | The Who | |
| Paintball Pervert | Pinball Wizard | Elton John | |
| Two Out of Three Ain't Bad | Two Out of Three Ain't Bad | Meatloaf | |
| Platelets in the Arterial Walls | Spirits in the Material World | The Police | |
| How Can You Steer These Shopping Carts? | How Can You Mend a Broken Heart? | Bee Gees | |
| Pretty Spry (for an Old Guy) | Pretty Fly (for a White Guy) | The Offspring | |
| 'Ventin' New Dinosaurs | Looking Out My Back Door | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Holiday in Rome | Take the Long Way Home | Supertramp | |
| That Kudzu Vine | I Walk the Line | Johnny Cash | |
| Man or Woman? | She's Always a Woman | Billy Joel | |
| Couldn't We Be Twice? | Wouldn't It Be Nice? | The Beach Boys | |
| Dryer Ate My Sock | Loves Me Like a Rock | Paul Simon | |
| Litigious | Vicious | Lou Reed | |
| 13 and Wife | 18 and Life | Skid Row | |
| Sh*tty Flamingos | Pretty Flamingo | Manfred Mann | |
| Maybe I'll a Hunt You (The un-PC Safari Song) | Baby I'm a Want You | Bread | |
| Bust Has Been Thinned | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| KFC Always Repeats | History Never Repeats | Split Enz | |
| I Got Flu | I Got You | Split Enz | |
| Barbarians | Aquarius | Fifth Dimension | |
| Pester Me Once More | Yesterday Once More | The Carpenters | |
| Paper Gowns Will Gape Where They Don't Oughter | Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Daughter | Herman's Hermits | |
| Stalagmite | I'm Alright | Kenny Loggins | |
| A House with No Drains | A Horse with No Name | America | |
| You've Got the Bends | You've Got a Friend | James Taylor | |
| No Milk Today | No Milk Today | Herman's Hermits | |
| Honey | Money | Pink Floyd | |
| Easy Instructions | Eve of Destruction | Barry McGuire | |
| A Muscular Boy | A Must to Avoid | Herman's Hermits | |
| Backed Up Port-a-loo | Back Off Boogaloo | Ringo Starr | |
| The ____? | The Rose | Bette Midler | |
| Otters of Loch Ness | Daughter of Darkness | Tom Jones | |
| Living in a House Un-Sided | Living in a House Divided | Cher | |
| Turning Siamese | Turning Japanese | The Vapors | |
| I Bought Some Slaw | I Fought the Law | The Bobby Fuller Four | |
| Pre-Electric Man | Free Electric Band | Albert Hammond | |
| The Glitch is Back | The Bitch is Back | Elton John | |
| Pro-a tozoa | My Sharona | The Knack | |
| Sporks Be Perilous-y Things | Hark the Herald Angels Sing | Felix Mendelssohn | |
| Funny Kind of Womb | Sunny Afternoon | The Kinks | |
| Bunnies | Money | Pink Floyd | |
| Stevie's Tender Moment at Home | Leave a Tender Moment Alone | Billy Joel | |
| Not Hyundai, Want Hummer | That Sunday, That Summer | Nat King Cole | |
| I Want a New Bust | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis & the News | |
| Blistered Lips Chapstick Can | Pictures of Matchstick Men | Status Quo | |
| Don't Lie to Me Marge and Tina | Don't Cry for Me Argentina | Madonna | |
| Hominy | Harmony | Elton John | |
| Who Stopped Your Brain? | Who'll Stop the Rain? | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| I Want a Big Hug | I Want a New Drug | Huey Lewis and the News | |
| Half Leeds | Half Breed | Cher | |
| I Never Fly | I Never Cry | Alice Cooper | |
| Sheepster | Jeepster | T.Rex | |
| Fifty Ways to P*ss off PETA | Fifty Ways to Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| He's Lion Eats Tonight (A Whim Today) | The Lion Sleeps Tonight | Robert John | |
| Dyslexian Typios | Mexican Radio | Wall of Voodoo | |
| Takin' out a Nun | Take it on the Run | REO Speedwagon | |
| The Chain (Revisited) | The Chain | Fleetwood Mac | |
| One Guy (Oh Screw It!) | White Lines (Don't Do It!) | Grandmaster Flash & the Furious Five | |
| I am a Dog | I am a Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Massage in a Brothel | Message in a Bottle | The Police | |
| Pizza Hut Driver | Paperback Writer | The Beatles | |
| Vassals Insincere | Castles in the Air | Don McLean | |
| Sheer Lewdness | Dear Prudence | The Beatles | |
| It's Janet's Half Bust | A Matter of Trust | Billy Joel | |
| Shaggin' is Fine | Draggin' the Line | Tommy James | |
| (Royal) People Who Died | People Who Died | Jim Carroll | |
| Men Who Were Loons | Man on the Moon | REM | |
| Drug Plantations | Good Vibrations | The Beach Boys | |
| Gimme All Your Money | Gimme All Your Lovin' | ZZ Top | |
| Concreter | Maneater | Hall and Oates | |
| Prozac | Milkshake | Kelis | |
| I've Flattened a Cone Now | I Think We're Alone Now | Tommy James & the Shondells | |
| The Batmobile | At Seventeen | Janis Ian | |
| My Menstruental Friend | My Sentimental Friend | Herman's Hermits | |
| (Microsoft) Patches | Patches | Clarence Carter | |
| _usk! | Tusk! | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Pest Array | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| A Little Flat Flounder, Fried | The Little White Cloud That Cried | Johnny Ray | |
| I Have a Teddy Bear that Moos | I Say a Little Prayer for You | Dionne Warwick | |
| Bailing | Sailing | Rod Stewart | |
| Gooey Should a Slug Be | Julie Do Ya Love Me? | Bobby Sherman | |
| Wife in Bars | Life on Mars? | David Bowie | |
| Can't Fit Him Under My Bed | Can't Get it out of My Head | Electric Light Orchestra | |
| Flat Out of Prell | Bat Out of Hell | Meatloaf | |
| Cows, Ewes, Mules Too | How Do You Do? | Mouth and MacNeal | |
| You Stayed All Night? | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | |
| Stock Muster | Blockbuster | The Sweet | |
| Stuffed Crows (Served with Savory Loaves) | Love Grows (Where My Rosemary Goes) | Edison Lighthouse | |
| Lumpy Lawn's Diseased | Something's Wrong with Me | Austin Roberts | |
| Louts | Shout | Tears for Fears | |
| It's a Folding Chair | Sister Golden Hair | America | |
| Stranded with Nuns | Band on the Run | Paul McCartney & Wings | |
| Dylanesquine Prose | Desolation Row | Bob Dylan | |
| 88 Lines about 44 Presidents | 88 Lines about 44 Women | The Nails | |
| Vegemite | Substitute | The Who | |
| Peeled at a Bris | Sealed with a Kiss | Bobby Vinton | |
| There's Moss on My Shroud | Get Off of My Cloud | The Rolling Stones | |
| One Brady | One Great Thing | Big Country | |
| To Rhyme or Not to Rhyme (The Hobbit Rap) | To Be or Not to Be (The Hitler Rap) | Mel Brooks | |
| Tic in Her Eye | Ticket to Ride | The Beatles | |
| Every Nose Has its Horn | Every Rose Has its Thorn | Poison | |
| Stupefaction | Satisfaction | Benny Benassi | |
| Rapt in Glues and Thinners | Absolute Beginners | David Bowie | |
| Bellow! Say eh? (The Canajian Song) | Hello Hooray | Alice Cooper | |
| Mudslide | Sunshine | Jonathan Edwards | |
| Letter B | Let it Be | The Beatles | |
| A Scary Yard to Mow | So Very Hard to Go | Tower of Power | |
| (Haw) What About Gee? | What About Me? | Anne Murray | |
| I'm Watchin' a Doggie in a Video | How Much is that Doggie in the Window? | Patti Page | |
| There's a Spiral Crush | There's a Kind of Hush | Herman's Hermits | |
| Clam Stuck and Jelly Blight | Jam Up and Jelly Tight | Tommy Roe | |
| Halve a Guitar | Have a Cigar | Pink Floyd | |
| Whey is Me! | Stay with Me | The Faces | |
| Grey Stripper | Day Tripper | Beatles | |
| L'il Mac | Get Back | The Beatles | |
| Why, My Jap Car's A Junk Heap | While My Guitar Gently Weeps | Beatles | |
| I'm Donald Duck | I'm Not in Love | 10cc | |
| Please Don't Low | Please Don't Go | KC & the Sunshine Band | |
| MacEden Park | MacArthur Park | Richard Harris | |
| Antenna | Vienna | Ultravox | |
| Bachelor Guy | Natural High | Bloodstone | |
| Hens | Ben | Michael Jackson | |
| Flat Bottomed Girls | Fat Bottomed Girls | Queen | |
| It's All Too Rootiful | Itchycoo Park | The Small Faces | |
| Root, Then Swirl (A Veggie Tale for Stuart) | Duke of Earl | Gene Chandler | |
| I'll Endeavor Just to Free My Mace Again | Am I Ever Gonna See Your Face Again? | The Angels | |
| The Brain, the Dark and Scary Things | The Rain, the Park and Other Things | The Cowsills | |
| Pepsis, Cokes, RC's | Gypsies, Tramps and Thieves | Cher | |
| Bungeed from the Roof | Hungry Like the Wolf | Duran Duran | |
| I've Hedgery That's Shaped, I Have | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Cain | Badge | Cream | |
| Wage is Precarious | Age of Aquarius | The Fifth Dimension | |
| Parc an Venton | Cracklin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | |
| Cheatin' On My Diet | Cleanin' Out My Closet | Eminem | |
| That'll Be the Sleigh | That'll Be the Day | Buddy Holly | |
| Wasn't it So Nice? | Wouldn't it Be Nice? | The Beach Boys | |
| For Noah | For No One | The Beatles | |
| I've Got to Try to Swim the Bay | You've Got to Hide Your Love Away | The Beatles | |
| Curl | Girl | The Beatles | |
| Angles, Never Boring | Angel of the Morning | Merilee Rush | |
| K, k, Y, y (Into the Crack) | Hey Hey My My (Into the Black) | Neil Young | |
| Something in the Air | Something in the Air | Thunderclap Newman | |
| Fart for Fart's Sake | Art for Art's Sake | 10cc | |
| Brainy Knight in Porsche | Rainy Night in Georgia | Brook Benton | |
| Toes Harden | Rose Garden | Lynn Anderson | |
| Have You Dreamed of Udders Lately? (Handling All t | Have You Seen Your Mother Baby (Standing in the Sh | The Rolling Stones | |
| Lotta Blood | Lotta Love | Nicolette Larsen | |
| Steins | Signs | Five Man Electrical Band | |
| Tern Tern Tern | Turn Turn Turn | The Byrds | |
| Crapping On Wayward Song | Carry On Wayward Son | Kansas | |
| Phat Hee Don't You Wok the Cat | Daddy Don't You Walk So Fast | Wayne Newton | |
| Name Me | Play Me | Neil Diamond | |
| Simon and Garfunkel Sing a Soap | April Come She Will | Simon and Garfunkel | |
| Does the Lava Flow or Secrete? | Do You Want to Know a Secret? | The Beatles | |
| As Weirs Go Dry | As Tears Go By | The Rolling Stones | |
| Easy Sievin' | Easy Livin' | Uriah Heep | |
| Tragedy, Part 2 | Tragedy | Bee Gees | |
| You Got the Forecast Wrong | You Shook Me All Night Long | AC-DC | |
| I'm a Boozer | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | |
| I'm a Juicer | I'm a Loser | The Beatles | |
| Defenestration | Anticipation | Carly Simon | |
| Carburetor | Operator | Jim Croce | |
| Pieces of April | Pieces of April | Three Dog Night | |
| Borg People | Short People | Randy Newman | |
| Boiling Summer | Boys of Summer | The Eagles | |
| I Feel Blind | I Feel Fine | Beatles | |
| Mammaries | Let it Be | The Beatles | |
| Ganges | Angie | The Rolling Stones | |
| Fuel Gauge, Don't Be On Zero | Billy, Don't Be A Hero | Paper Lace | |
| The Wrong Untimely Joke | The Long and Winding Road | The Beatles | |
| Pechen Theme (Haddocky Delight) | Quentin's Theme (Shadows of the Night) | The Charles Randolph Grean Sound | |
| Dumped Her in the Bin | Where Do I Begin? (Theme from Love Story) | Andy Williams | |
| Mispell | Michelle | The Beatles | |
| It's a Hard Stake | It's a Heartache | Bonnie Tyler | |
| It's a Hard Steak | It's a Heartache | Bonnie Tyler | |
| Here Comes the Stun | Here Comes the Sun | The Beatles | |
| Kentucky Chicken | Kentucky Woman | Neil Diamond | |
| The Dead in My Bed - Necrophil'a | I Did What I Did for Maria | Tony Christie | |
| Mortar's Loose | Waterloo | Abba | |
| Rad'ioactive Clouds Been 'Cross Our Lands | Sgt Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band | The Beatles | |
| Vienna | Vienna | Ultravox | |
| Season to De-leave | Reason to Believe | Rod Stewart | |
| Superfries | Superfly | Curtis Mayfield | |
| Twisted Kraut | Twist And Shout | The Beatles | |
| Zeroes | Heroes | David Bowie | |
| Piranhas Mauled My Hand | I Wanna Hold Your Hand | The Beatles | |
| Mild Courses | Wild Horses | Rolling Stones | |
| A Little Bit Green, A Little Bit Blue | A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You | The Monkees | |
| My Favorite Links | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Jackknife | Black Night | Deep Purple | |
| Perfect Weekend | Mercedes Benz | Janis Joplin | |
| Little Harrows | Little Arrows | Leapy Lee | |
| I've Two Dates | It's Too Late | Carole King | |
| Quinces | Vincent | Don McLean | |
| Clutch at the Shin | Dust in the Wind | Kansas | |
| Trees Fallin' | Free Fallin' | Tom Petty | |
| Eight Days of Greek | Eight Days a Week | The Beatles | |
| Tup - Tuppin' in Hay | Up Up and Away | The Fifth Dimension | |
| Flunkies Theme Song | Monkees' Theme Song | The Monkees | |
| Nice to Be with Ewe | Nice to Be with You | Gallery | |
| Calibrate | Celebrate | Three Dog Night | |
| Immigrodent Song | Immigrant Song | Led Zeppelin | |
| Hello, I'm Babu | Hello, I Love You | The Doors | |
| If We Fly | If We Try | Don McLean | |
| Conifer (Cone of Fir) | Jennifer Juniper | Donovan | |
| Who's Frying Cow | Who's Crying Now | Journey | |
| Six Months in a Cheeky Boat | Six Months in a Leaky Boat | Split Enz | |
| Hell in Lore | Elenore | The Turtles | |
| We Care But Not | We Care A Lot | Faith No More | |
| The First Car Is The Heapest | The First Cut Is The Deepest | Keith Hampshire | |
| If The Moat's In The Way | If You Want Me To Stay | Sly Stone | |
| Our Log Roll | Chicago | Graham Nash | |
| We Are Lemmings | I am Woman | Helen Reddy | |
| Squeal in the Sty | Wheel in the Sky | Journey | |
| Lizzie | Dizzy | Tommy Roe | |
| Do You Know a Way to Can Jose? | Do You Know the Way to San Jose? | Dionne Warwick | |
| Hurling Each Other | Hurting Each Other | Carpenters | |
| Maraschino | Mendocino | Sir Douglas Quintet | |
| Wichita Lineman | Wichita Lineman | Glen Campbell | |
| Yanks Born In Ohio | Banks Of The Ohio | Olivia Newton-John | |
| I Hid In A Bra In Korea | I Did What I Did For Maria | Tony Christie | |
| Ebony Thighs | Ebony Eyes | Bob Welch | |
| Shop Shop Shop | Stop Stop Stop | The Hollies | |
| Cantons | Jackson | Nancy Sinatra & Lee Hazlewood | |
| Look Through Any Window | Look Through Any Window | The Hollies | |
| I Fought the Schwa | I Fought the Law | The Bobby Fuller Four | |
| Carbo Affair | Scarborough Fair | Marianne Faithful | |
| Buns Are Free | Run to Me | The BeeGees | |
| Glands | Stand | R.E.M. | |
| Seeking Fountain's Spray | Rocky Mountain Way | Joe Walsh | |
| Stitchin' a Hide | Hitchin' a Ride | Vanity Fare | |
| False Imprisoned Blues | Folsam Prison Blues | Johnny Cash | |
| Hole That Hides the Drones | Roll Away the Stone | Mott the Hoople | |
| Eggnog | Hound Dog | Elvis Presley | |
| A Testy Red-Clad Gentleman | God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen | Traditional | |
| Origami Dished Me Scant Applause | I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus | Little Jimmy Boyd | |
| Huns Are Brawling | London Calling | The Clash | |
| Saxon | Taxman | Beatles | |
| Bad Time (to Be in Greenland) | Bad Time | Grand Funk Railroad | |
| Man's Latrine | Dancing Queen | Abba | |
| Living in Antarctica | Living in America | James Brown | |
| Shoulda Feared That Bat Meet | Can't You Hear My Heartbeat? | Herman's Hermits | |
| May Proverbs of Paired Advice Prove Not Verbose | May the Bird of Paradise Fly Up Your Nose | Little Jimmy Dickens | |
| A New Name | A New Flame | Simply Red | |
| Thirty Years of a War | Thirty Days in the Hole | Humble Pie | |
| Galvanize | Galveston | Glen Campbell | |
| Don't Lust for Bears | Don't Touch Me There | The Tubes | |
| Merely Bits of Cornish | Early in the Morning | Vanity Fare | |
| Squirl You Be One Syllable (Pt. 1 Mer's complaint) | Girl, You'll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
| Squirl? (pt. 2 Pippin's reply & counter-complaint) | Girl | The Beatles | |
| I'm Henry VIII, I Am | I'm Henry the Eighth, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Bridge Over Derwent Water | Bridge Over Troubled Water | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Roadhouse Loos | Roadhouse Blues | The Doors | |
| Splinter | Winter | The Rolling Stones | |
| Oran | Joanne | Michael Nesmith | |
| Things My Parents Say | Things We Said Today | Beatles | |
| Blown Apart Was Pete | Bonaparte's Retreat | Glen Campbell | |
| Peasant Rally Throng Day | Pleasant Valley Sunday | The Monkees | |
| Bad Case Of Loathing You (Doctors, Doctors) | Bad Case Of Loving You (Doctor, Doctor) | Robert Palmer | |
| Hit Them with My Hockey Stick | Hit Me with Your Rhythm Stick | Ian Dury & the Blockheads | |
| Simply Bloody Typical | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | |
| Wild Side | Wild World | Cat Stevens | |
| I Started To Choke | I Started A Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Canons | Shannon | Henry Gross | |
| We Are the Grampians | We Are the Champions | Queen | |
| You Won't Free Me | You Won't See Me | The Beatles | |
| Judy is Apprised (By Masses) | Judy In Disguise (With Glasses) | John Fred & His Playboy Band | |
| Imagine | Imagine | John Lennon | |
| Something Loop-ed | Something Stupid | Frank & Nancy Sinatra | |
| It’s Falled Over Now | It’s All Over Now | The Rolling Stones | |
| Stumbling Mice | Tumbling Dice | The Rolling Stones | |
| Deal With Drongoes Every Day | Feeling Stronger Every Day | Chicago | |
| Life Is A Crock | Life Is A Rock | Reunion | |
| Itsy Bitsy Eenie Teenie Almost Microscopic Weenie | Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka Dot Bikini | Bryan Hyland | |
| Rectal Examinations (The Proctologists' Lament) | Private Investigations | Dire Straits | |
| Don’t Sneeze On The Subway | Don’t Sleep In The Subway | Petula Clark | |
| Pangolin Friend | Mandolin Wind | Rod Stewart | |
| Yard Full Of Moles | Heart Full Of Soul | The Yardbirds | |
| Roofy Kind of Shove | Groovy Kind Of Love | Wayne Fontana & The Mindbenders | |
| Debts Of A Clown | Death Of A Clown | Dave Davies | |
| Elk Attack Impends | Welcome Back My Friends | Emerson, Lake and Palmer | |
| A Cone I Am (Traffic-ly) | Alone Again (Naturally) | Gilbert O'Sullivan | |
| Tie-Dye | My Guy | Mary Wells | |
| Don’t Be Verbose To Me | Don’t Stand So Close To Me | The Police | |
| This Guy’s In Love With Shoes | This Guy's In Love With You | Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass | |
| Too Late: All Burned. Damn Cow! | Too Late to Turn Back Now | Cornelius Brothers & Sister Rose | |
| A Blast of Propane | A Glass of Champagne | Sailor | |
| Fata'ly Stunned are the Croaken Darted | What Becomes of the Broken Hearted? | Jimmy Ruffin | |
| Used A Heavy Sling | You Are Everything | The Stylistics | |
| Returned to Center | Return to Sender | Elvis Presley | |
| If The Lab's Wrong | Last Song | Edward Bear | |
| If Not For U | If Not For You | Olivia Newton-John | |
| Au Pair Man | Nowhere Man | The Beatles | |
| My Favorite Kings | My Favorite Things | Julie Andrews | |
| Take Your Pants And Leave | Take A Chance On Me | Abba | |
| Leech Your Children | Teach Your Children | Crosby, Still & Nash | |
| Very Crushed Express | Marrakesh Express | Crosby, Stills Nash & Young | |
| Mean Gein's Ghastly Home | Green Green Grass of Home | Dean Martin | |
| (Stuffin' You's) The Right Thing to Do | (Lovin' You's) The Right Thing to Do | Carly Simon | |
| At Seventy | At Seventeen | Janis Ian | |
| Skylark Fletchin' | Skyline Pigeon | Elton John | |
| Domesticity 101 | Synchronicity I | The Police | |
| Holy Mail | Holy Grail | Hunters and Collectors | |
| Hey There Gnomely Girl | Hey There Lonely Girl | Eddie Holman | |
| Crack In Rosie | Crackin' Rosie | Neil Diamond | |
| Confections of My Wife | Reflections of My Life | Marmalade | |
| Well, I Was Hung | When I Was Young | The Animals | |
| Wish You Were Here | Wish You Were Here | Pink Floyd | |
| Legs Stick To Leather | Let's Stick Together | Bryan Ferry | |
| The Ballad Of Taunting Yoko | The Ballad Of John And Yoko | The Beatles | |
| It’s My Sentiment That Cephalopodies... | If I Said You Had a Beautiful Body... | The Bellamy Brothers | |
| She's My Mother | He Ain't Heavy, He's My Brother | The Hollies | |
| This Night Abode In Hickseed Town | The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down | Joan Baez | |
| Simple Arrest | Simply The Best | Tina Turner | |
| Simply Inadmissible | Simply Irresistible | Robert Palmer | |
| Handyman | Candy Man | Sammy Davis Jr. | |
| Train's Stopped, It's Stalling, Now It's Dead | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B. J. Thomas | |
| Spear Hit In The Thigh | Sprit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
| Pick In Her Eye | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| Cecilia 2008 | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Brand New Knees | Brand New Key | Melanie | |
| Sicilians | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Tainted Yak | Paint It, Black | Rolling Stones | |
| Flaming High Phone Bill | Lady D’Arbanville | Cat Stevens | |
| Drippy Drippy Shake | Hippy Hippy Shake | Swinging Blue Jeans | |
| Naked Cowboy | Rhinestone Cowboy | Glen Campbell | |
| Another One’s Up The Duff | Another One Bites The Dust | Queen | |
| Sissy’s Leo | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Abey, Get Out The Way | Baby, I Love Your Way | Peter Frampton | |
| Owner Of A Lonely Jart | Owner Of A Lonely Heart | Yes | |
| Bad Moo ‘Riving | Bad Moon Rising | Creedence Clearwater Revival | |
| Ply A Little Rhymeness | Try A Little Kindness | Glen Campbell | |
| Seized Eels, Yeah | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Driving Into Drains | Crying In The Rain | The Everly Brothers | |
| The Trek Had These Interesting Fellows | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| If I Bleed On Someone | If I Needed Someone | The Beatles | |
| Behind Roused Boars | Behind Closed Doors | Charlie Rich | |
| That’s A Foul Play | That's Amore | Dean Martin | |
| To Dowse is Surprising Fun | The House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Green Hamelettes And Eggs Likes Sam | I’m Henry The VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| He's Ornery Ingrate That Ham | I’m Henry The VIII, I Am | Herman's Hermits | |
| Monopoly | In Jeopardy | Roger Hodgson | |
| Thermal Springs | Broken Wings | Mr Mister | |
| Please Pull Your Glove | Don't Pull Your Love | Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds | |
| You Seeded Me | You Needed Me | Anne Murray | |
| Bummer Holiday | Summer Holiday | Cliff Richard | |
| I'm a Receiver | I'm a Believer | The Monkees | |
| And They Played In Mud | Pride (In The Name Of Love) | U2 | |
| Lady Mondegreen | Lady Marmalade | LaBelle | |
| The Hokey Pokey | The Hokey Pokey | Traditional | |
| Put it on a Ritz | Puttin' On The Ritz | Taco | |
| Michael Phelps | If I Fell | The Beatles | |
| Porkers Are All Doomed | Walking On The Moon | The Police | |
| (Don’t Like) Crossing Over | (Just Like) Starting Over | John Lennon | |
| A Quieter Grade Of Gale | A Whiter Shade Of Pale | Procol Harum | |
| Spiders In The Lavatory | Michael And The Slipper Tree | The Equals | |
| See Cilia | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Slick On The Bligh | Ticket To Ride | The Beatles | |
| Damn Thing Brings Tears To My Eyes | Dancing With Tears In My Eyes | Ultravox | |
| Yoke-ed Things | Broken Wings | Mr Mister | |
| I Got A Rock | I Am A Rock | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Teacher, I've Seen You | Teacher, I Need You | Elton John | |
| Belly's Scary Lines | Elderberry Wine | Elton John | |
| I Knead You | I Need You | America | |
| Nineteen Hundred And Forty-Five | Nineteen Hundred And Eighty-Five | Paul McCartney & Wings | |
| The Brissness Song | The Christmas Song | Nat King Cole | |
| Aussie Xmas (Warmth I’m Over) | Happy Xmas (War Is Over) | John Lennon | |
| Daddy’s Song | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| Clock, Three, Chimes | Knock Three Times | Dawn | |
| Piggy | Piggies | The Beatles | |
| Honey | Money | Pink Floyd | |
| The Dancing Queen | Dancing Queen | Abba | |
| Doon-toon | Downtown | Petula Clark | |
| When I Hit Nome | When I Get Home | The Beatles | |
| I Just Need Help Conceiving | I Just Can’t Help Believing | B.J. Thomas | |
| The Last's Crime | The Last Time | The Rolling Stones | |
| A Blight, This Pealing | Can't Fight this Feeling | REO Speedwagon | |
| The Longest Vine | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | |
| The Longest Vine | The Longest Time | Billy Joel | |
| Walkin’ Up Seven Floors | Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door | Bob Dylan | |
| Seas Ail Ya | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Dolt Gets Tooled Again | Won't Get Fooled Again | The Who | |
| Paint It, Red | Paint It, Black | The Rolling Stones | |
| Sal Seals Ya | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Porn Got Me Fired | Born To Be Wild | Steppenwolf | |
| Cease Ale, Hon | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Piling Hay Loftly (in this Barn) | Killing Me Softly (With His Song) | Roberta Flack | |
| Saginaw Guy Took Flight From Biting | Saturday Night’s Alright For Fighting | Elton John | |
| Rudolph, The Red Light Reindeer | Rudolph, The Red-Nosed Reindeer | Traditional | |
| Don't Let My Buns Go Down On Me | Don't Let The Sun Go Down On Me | Elton John | |
| Can’t Stand You Babe | I Got You Babe | Sonny & Cher | |
| Sign Did Increase One | Time Of The Season | Zombies | |
| Global Financial Crisis 2007 to ? | New York Mining Disaster 1941 | Bee Gees | |
| Saline | Sailing | Rod Stewart | |
| Load Your Own Hay | Go Your Own Way | Fleetwood Mac | |
| Lentils That Have Vined | Gentle on My Mind | Glenn Campbell | |
| Dictator Man | Street Fighting Man | Rolling Stones | |
| A Little Bit Me, A Little Pit Chewed | A Little Bit Me, A Little Bit You | The Monkees | |
| Take This Cob And Shuck It | Take This Job And Shove It | Johnny Paycheck | |
| The Bloke-o-Motion | The Loco-Motion | Grand Funk Railroad | |
| C’s Heal Ya | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Mac-in’ the Cattle | Back in the Saddle | Aerosmith | |
| Jack In A Slew Nurse’ Verse Are | Back In The U.S.S.R. | The Beatles | |
| Lane Weavers | Dream Weaver | Gary Wright | |
| Pay Me | Play Me | Neil Diamnond | |
| Took The Wrong Way Home | Take The Long Way Home | Supertramp | |
| FE - Man, That’s Ferrous! | Free Man in Paris | Joni Mitchell | |
| Cement | Lament | Ultravox | |
| Elenore? Eleanor? | Elenore | Turtles | |
| Spirits In The Sky | Spirit In The Sky | Norman Greenbaum | |
| Tommy | Zombie | Cranberries | |
| It Was A Very Good Deer | It Was A Very Good Year | Frank Sinatra | |
| Bambi’s Departed | Lady Madonna | The Beatles | |
| See Sheila | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Nixing A Vole | Fixing A Hole | The Beatles | |
| Bent Me An Ankle | Send Me An Angel | Real Life | |
| Disc Invades My Life Tonight | Someone Saved My Life Tonight | Elton John | |
| Mister Spock-man | Mister Sandman | The Chordettes | |
| We Are American Trash | We’re an American Band | Grand Funk Railroad | |
| 50 Ways To Peeve Your Mother | 50 Ways To Leave Your Lover | Paul Simon | |
| I’ll Be Graving | Call Me Maybe | Carly Rae Jepsen | |
| What’s In The Tenny? | Cat’s In The Cradle | Harry Chapin | |
| Trip To Gyn' | Kryptonite | Three Doors Down | |
| Ce Ciel-La | Cecilia | Simon & Garfunkel | |
| Good Thing Barley: Crops To Booze | Good Time Charlie’s Got The Blues | Danny O’Keefe | |
| Owl, Feline, Lear Bit | Smells Like Teen Spirit | Nirvana | |
| Pre-election Plan | The Free Electric Band | Albert Hammond | |
| Bleeding, And The Cat’s Blamed | Leaving On A Jet Plane | Peter, Paul & Mary | |
| Voyeurs, Cuffs And Honey | Lawyers, Guns And Money | Warren Zevon | |
| Hobbityaki (The Ballad Of Gina And Yuri) | Sukiyaki | Kyu Sakamoto | |
| A Well Erected Man | A Well Respected Man | The Kinks | |
| Pleasin’, Was This Hon’ | Seasons In The Sun | Terry Jacks | |
| Me And My Marrows | Me And My Arrow | Harry Nilsson | |
| Kristel’s Nude Persuasion | Crystal Blue Persuasion | Tommy James And The Shondells | |
| Brown Mouse | Our House | Crosby, Stills, Nash (& Young) | |
| Everybody Blurts | Everybody Hurts | R.E.M. | |
| Saline | Sailing | Rod Stewart | |
| Bugger Me | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Spell? No! Not We | Hello It's Me | Todd Rundgren | |
| A Bucket Of Rust | A Matter Of Trust | Billy Joel | |
| Beware the Punchlines of My Wife | You Are The Sunshine Of My Life | Stevie Wonder | |
| I'm Boffing You Ewes | I'm Looking Through Yoiu | The Beatles | |
| One Step, I'm Dead | One Step Ahead | Split Enz | |
| Confess That’s Why I’m Falling - It’s Booze | I Guess That’s Why They Call It The Blues | Elton John | |
| When I Scritched Her | Then I Kissed Her | The Beach Boys | |
| Little Pieces | Little Boxes | Malvina Reynolds | |
| Barque Fitzgerald Nature Sinks | Hark The Herald Angels Sing | Felix Mendelssohn | |
| The Spork Is A Dread Board Apparel | The Wreck Of The Edmund Fitzgerald | Gordon Lightfoot | |
| I Can't Ex-plane | I Can't Explain | The Who | |
| Bad Aviation | My Generation | The Who | |
| Drinving A Rolling Toaster | Life Is A Roller Coaster | Ronan Keating | |
| Two, Decidedly Rough | Two Divided By Love | The Grass Roots | |
| Mon: You’ll Wanna Keep This Stained Dress | Long Cool Woman In A Black Dress | The Hollies | |
| Onan | Joanne | Mike Nesmith | |
| I Did Up My Ville with IKEA | I Did What I Did For Maria | Tony Christie | |
| I Started To Poke | I Started A Joke | Bee Gees | |
| Pressed To Confess | Dressed For Success | Roxette | |
| Impaling | Sailing | Rod Stewart | |
| Ventura Freeway (The Inconvenient Truth that America Didn’t Tell You) | Ventura Highway | America | |
| Blouse Of Uprising Stun | House Of The Rising Sun | The Animals | |
| Gee Mose', Call for Manna | Sweet Home Alabama | Lynyrd Skynyrd | |
| Living Next Door To Gladys | Living Next Door To Alice | Smokie | |
| Room Full Of Noses | Room Full Of Roses | Mickey Gilley | |
| Merle, You’ll Be a Woman Soon | Girl, You’ll Be a Woman Soon | Neil Diamond | |
| You Filet My Senses | Annie's Song | John Denver | |
| Flirty Teacher | Dirty Creature | Split Enz | |
| Help Me Con Ya | Help Me Rhonda | The Beach Boys | |
| Vile! Why? Bizarre! Filled With Creeps | While My Guitar Gently Weeps (Demo) | The Beatles | |
| Fill the Yard with Croaking Greens | Boulevard Of Broken Dreams | Green Day | |
| You Moe Be Right | You May Be Right | Billy Joel | |
| Gavelin' Man | Travelin' Man | Rick Nelson | |
| Had Mercy On The Criminal | Have Mercy On The Criminal | Elton John | |
| Crappy Cruise | Jackie Blue | Ozark Mountain Daredevils | |
| Like A Bear | Like A Prayer | Madonna | |
| I Downed Some Beers | A Thousand Years | Sting | |
| Oh Boar, You Gore | No More No More | Aerosmith | |
| I’m Going To Marry Linus (In My Mind) | Carolina In My Mind | James Taylor | |
| Moscow Trip | Cisco Kid | War | |
| Last Pawn | Last Song | Edward Bear | |
| The World Is Flat | You Can't Do That | The Beatles | |
| Crop That Is Whorled | Top Of The World | The Carpenters | |
| I Caught The Blight | I Saw The Light | Todd Rundgren | |
| Crane Drops on Pauly, Now He’s Dead | Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head | B.J. Thomas | |
| Money Melts In Her Hand | Johnny Strikes Up The Band | Warren Zevon | |
| I’ll Never Spy On Other Nudes | I’ll Never Find Another You | The Seekers | |
| Mass Ablutions | Massachusetts | The Bee Gees | |
| Addicted To Duds | Addicted To Love | Robert Palmer | |
| Body Parts | Yesterday | The Beatles | |
| Old And Brown | Golden Brown | The Stranglers | |
| Yellow Carded | Yellow River | Christie | |
| Foreign Bitchin’s | Burning Bridges | The Mike Curb Congregation | |
| Mobbery | Aubrey | Bread |