-> "Spanish Hablan"
Original Song Title:
"Spanish Harlem"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Spanish Hablan"
The Lyrics
They clear their throats then Spanish hablan;
They’re ready to go: Spanish hablan.
They’re in semester 1; they’ve learned that “sol” is sun
And “luna,” signifies the “moon,” “uno” is “one,”
“Estrella,” “star,” they’re gleaning.
“Camino” can be street, though “calle” is more mete.
“Dulce” is “sweet,”* one meaning.
“Rosa” is “rose” in Spanish hablan—
The noun; adjective, Spanish hablan,
For guys is “rosado”—“rosada” when you know
You describe something feminine—switch “a” for “o”:
“Rosada” is the word then.
How to say “pick your nose”? “Escoja su nariz”—gross!
What is “turd,”** then?
Where do you go for Spanish hablan?
“Zurullo,” “mojón,” “cerdo,” “cerote,” depending
On where you go for Spanish hablan:
“Sorete” is a way; choices near never-ending.
*depending on context: azucardo, agradable, melodioso, encantadora, rico, mono, amoroso
**zurullo, mojón, cerdo[a] (excrement colloquial), sorete (Puerto Rico, excr. and person), cerote (Mexico, Central America, excr. and person)
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