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Song Parodies -> "Small One, Isn't It?"
Original Song Title:
"Small World, Isn't It?"
Original Performer:
Bette Midler
Parody Song Title:
"Small One, Isn't It?"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Funny,
Ladies laughed at my penis
Tiny and shriveled up
Funny,
Not to me, when they'd all say,
"Small one, Isn't It?"
Funny,
"Don't think you could have children
With such an empty cup.."
Funny,
All the wrong times, I'd hear this,
"Small one, Isn't It?"
A tomcat with no "Tommin"
Stuck with a common one..
Wishin' to be stud horses
So, intercourses would be fun...
Till, now
Someone don't think it's funny
That I'm so UN-endowed
"Honey"
Says my sweet midget, Bunny
"Small One, Isn't It?
Honey, Isn't it?
Small, not funny, fits mine!"
Ladies laughed at my penis
Tiny and shriveled up
Funny,
Not to me, when they'd all say,
"Small one, Isn't It?"
Funny,
"Don't think you could have children
With such an empty cup.."
Funny,
All the wrong times, I'd hear this,
"Small one, Isn't It?"
A tomcat with no "Tommin"
Stuck with a common one..
Wishin' to be stud horses
So, intercourses would be fun...
Till, now
Someone don't think it's funny
That I'm so UN-endowed
"Honey"
Says my sweet midget, Bunny
"Small One, Isn't It?
Honey, Isn't it?
Small, not funny, fits mine!"
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large laughs though
I echo alvin's statment...but uhm, did the original actually come out in the 60s? I thought Bette relased her debut album later than that.
Thanks, alvin...and Poopie..did you poop me a "One"?
I WAS IN THE POOOL! 5'S LIONEL
Now this is my theme song, 5-5-5
The clever musical version of Capote's "The Fly Who Came In From The Cold"!
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