-> "Do You Fear What I Fear?"
Original Song Title:
"Do You Hear What I Hear?"
Parody Song Title:
"Do You Fear What I Fear?"
The Lyrics
DO YOU FEAR WHAT I FEAR?
Said the night wind to the little lamb
'Do you see what I see?'
(Do you see what I see)
'Way up in the sky, little lamb
Do you see what I see?'
(Do you see what I see)
'A scimitar, flashing in the light
With a blade as keen as frostbite
Little tail, wigwag your goodnight'
Said the little lamb to the shepherd boy
'Maa maa maa maa ma MAA maa?'
(Maa maa maa maa Maa maa)
(For your information lambs can't talk)
'Maa maa maa maa MAA maa'
(Maa maa maa maa MAA maa)
A peppercorn, a sprig of rosemary
He will roast that lamb tenderly
With mint sauce and pod of the pea
Said the shepherd boy to the banker king
'Do you know what I know?
(Do you know what I know)
Here in my sack, banker king
Do you see what I show? (what I show)
This leg of lamb, serve it hot or cold
Won't you give me silver and gold?
You can pay me in silver and gold'
Said the banker king to the shepherd boy
'Do you want foreclosure?
(Foreclosure)
No credit rate, and default on your loan
I can make you sink like a stone
Everything you've got I will own'
Said the shepherd boy to the greedy banker
'Did you hear what I said? (what I said)
Stick it where the sun don't shine, you wanker
Did you hear what I said? (what I said)
Your plastic loot, it doesn't even fold
You must pay me in silver and gold
Precious metals, silver and gold'
Banker king to the people everywhere:
'Did you hear what he said?
(What he said)
On your knees people everywhere
Listen to what I say!
(What I say)
This child, this child, brings economic blight
Gold stays in Fort Knox, good and tight
Stays in Fort Knox, glittering and bright'.
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