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Song Parodies -> "Pine Cones Keep Falling On My Yard"
Original Song Title:
"Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head"
Original Performer:
BJ Thomas
Parody Song Title:
"Pine Cones Keep Falling On My Yard"
Parody Written by:
Barry J. Mitchel
The Lyrics
Anyone who has lived in or worked at a home that is surrounded by tall pines can appreciate this song. Some get tired of the debris and have them all cut down. But they provide shade as well as nesting places for birds and squirrels, and even safe resting perches for wild turkeys; so I've kept the five in my yard, with the following consequences. As Ronald Reagan said, "Trees pollute, too.".
Pine cones are fallin' on my yard
And just like the guy whose names
Are too big for biz card
Nothin' seems to fit
Those pine cones
Are fallin' on my yard
They keep fallin'
So I just did me some
Talkin' to the trees
And I said I didn't like the way
They caught Spring's breeze
Sweepin' up's a job
Those pine boughs
Are fallin' on my yard
Then their pollen
But there's one thing I know
Refuse they send to beat me
Won't defeat me
It won't be long
Till my address
Stands out so neatly
Pine straw keeps fallin' on my grass
But that doesn't mean my prize
Will soon be not first-class
Dyin's not my green lawn
I'm never gonna stop straw rain
By saw-chainin'
Because high tree
Will live long after me
And just like the guy whose names
Are too big for biz card
Nothin' seems to fit
Those pine cones
Are fallin' on my yard
They keep fallin'
So I just did me some
Talkin' to the trees
And I said I didn't like the way
They caught Spring's breeze
Sweepin' up's a job
Those pine boughs
Are fallin' on my yard
Then their pollen
But there's one thing I know
Refuse they send to beat me
Won't defeat me
It won't be long
Till my address
Stands out so neatly
Pine straw keeps fallin' on my grass
But that doesn't mean my prize
Will soon be not first-class
Dyin's not my green lawn
I'm never gonna stop straw rain
By saw-chainin'
Because high tree
Will live long after me
After all, trees and land belong to us only temporarily and by agreements with other humans.
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One Pine Parody! 5s
I'd blast them pine cones 'fore they hit the ground, 'ceptin' I got killed in Bolivia 'most a century ago.
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