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Song Parodies -> "Dude, Watch Your Bike!"

Original Song Title:

"Do What You Like"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Blind Faith

Parody Song Title:

"Dude, Watch Your Bike!"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

As I was parodying this, I was struck by the ability of each line in the OS to stand alone as an admonition or observation. It's not so much a song as a series of Zen/haiku-like rules for living. Unlike the parody.
On bike, as you ped',
Wear a helmet, the law said.
Sans helmet you might be dead,
Get it tethered onto your head
Dude, watch your bike!

Your bike's alloy-bred,
It is light; cranks are tight.
Don't want a spike in your head?
Get a helmet, the law said.
Dude, watch your bike!

Open your eyes,
You will spy on road, dead,
A deer cooked in the sun; got hooked
By a large trike; looks like flatbread.
Dude, watch your bike!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
dude, fives
John Jenkins - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
Good job of spoofing a silly, well-intentioned law.
Larry Hensley - February 22, 2006 - Report this comment
Dude, where's my bike? 5's

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