-> "Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews"
Original Song Title:
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews"
The Lyrics
Johnny’s sin: debasement
Mick’s din sup’s the Medjools sent
Dime on the payment
Winning a bout: the glovin’ meant
T. Mann on the French côte
Bad gout, cape mothed
Says he’s gut a nap cloth
Wan, too, gent; his plaint’s sloth
Brook trout, kid?
It’s skunk fling ewe did
Dog no’s hen
Rut pooch dewing chick again
Ewe’s better. Duck! Doubt it—gander’s gay
Lookin’ for a gnu bend
T. Mann in a Kuh ’n’ then
Raptures a pig friend
Vaunts a leavened challah build
Chew, only, but ends
Maggie gloms neatsfoot
Placed full on boots, butt
Golfin’ with a sweet putt
Ram gives a head but
There’s faux crap every Dei
Maggie has sum mammoth nay-
nays; lust bust is girlie sway
Ogle double D splay
Look on, kid
Those ta-ta’s soon bee hid
Gawk inn those tit throws
Go spy bowled globes
Lecher day—away with clothes!
You carry around your spired hose
Seep some jean floes
Opt for lain “knows”
Ewes, don’t seed with spend o’ man
Tubes blow: wicked whey of hymn goes
Get sic’d, pet whelp
Hangin’ down ain’t dink help
Bring kelp, lard sum whelk
Theirs many things two go with elk
Cry hard, get marred
Wetbacks fight, fail
Get jailed, bum swale
Joint is harmy: stiff impale
Brake out lid
Too hog a big hit
Then user, eater
Big thyme ’buser
Dam! Know munchies meter
Earl wins a girl’s tool
Nook is forged: a knew joule
Don’t swallow Lieder
Grok knot art-sing-sweeter
Ah, get borne two dorm
Know pants, romance, sperm through lance
Get fressed, whet breast
Vie two lede a subs quest
Pleas fur, please quim by rift
Noh steal! Bone lift
Gently steer the tool inn
Then your pud zooms in awl way, swift
Pull out, kid
Ere seepage inn’s slid
Bettor pump from that manpole
Rite onto the mantel
’gote fair scramble
Try to avoid a pram full
Don’t wanna be a chum
Whose [bed]wetter chews thumb
The punk doughs shirk work
The mandrills post the handbills
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