-> "Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews 2"
Original Song Title:
"Subterranean Homesick Blues"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Subs I’m Trainin’ In: Hom [Sic] Shtik Blews 2"
The Lyrics
Johnny’s sin, debasement
Mick’s din sup’s the medjools sent
Dime on the payment
Winning a bout: the glovin’ meant
T. Mann on the French côte
Bad gout, cape mothed
Says he’s gut a nap cloth
Wan, too, gent, plaint’s sloth
Brook trout, kid?
It’s skunk fling ewe did
Dog no’s hen
Rut pooch wooin’ chick again
Ewe’s better. Duck! Doubt it—mallard’s gay
Lookin’ for a gnu bend
T. Mann in a Kuh ’n’ then
Raptures a pig friend
Vaunts a leavened challah build
Few, only, but ends
Maggie gloms teat butt[er]
Placed full on boobs, nut
Gawking at between-rut
Mams stick ahead, jut
There’s faux paps, chesty play
Maggie gets sum anyway
Her lust bust is girlie sway
Ogle double-D splay
Look on, kid
Those ta-ta’s soon bee hid
Gawk inn those tit throws
Go spy bowled globes
Lecher day—away with clothes!
You carry around your spired hose
Seep some jean flows
Opt for lain “knows”
Ewes, so seed with spend of man
Tubes blow: wicked whey of hymn floes
Get sic’d, pet hell
Hangin’ down ain’t dink el.
Schwing Nel, hard tube fell
Theirs many things two make it swell
Cry hard, get marred
Wetbacks fight jail
Joint is harmy: stiff impale
Brake out lid
Too hog a big hit
Then user, eater
Big thyme ’buser
Dam! Know munchies meter
Earl wins a girl’s tool
Nook is forged: a knew joule
Don’t swallow Lieder
Grok knot art that’s sweeter
Ah, get born two dorm
Know pants, romance, sperm through lance
Get fressed, whet breast
Vie two lede a subs quest
Pleas fur, please quim, thigh shift
Noh steal! Bone lift
Gently steer the tool inn
Then your pud zooms in the dame rift
Pull out, kid
Ere seepage inn’s slid
Better pump from that manpole
Rite onto the mantel
’gote fair scramble
Try to avoid a pram full
Don’t wanna be a chum
With infant chews thumb
The hump, hold, jerk paws
From vag’nal nook to gland pull
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