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Song Parodies -> "Sub-SubSapiens Dome-Thick Goons"

Original Song Title:

"Subterranean Homesick Blues"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Dylan

Parody Song Title:

"Sub-SubSapiens Dome-Thick Goons"

Parody Written by:

John A. Barry

The Lyrics

Spawned freaks are these waste scents;
griftin’ is their true intent.
In skinned-rat raiment—
many are in government;
they carry a stench: goat
scam louts paid off,
because they’re bagmen, bought,
and they’re rakin’ in lots.
Look out! Fix is in; your vote’s nixed.
Your time spent’s wasted, but they won’t repent.
Your rectum’s schtupped in the tally fray
as over you are bent.
You’re scammed by the goon-shtik crap
that your way’s sent.
They are sponsors of the bills
that rob you of rent.

Nasty dames and coots
with trolls in cahoots.
Talkin’ what in loo’s pooped,
hopin’ you’ll be duped.
Dronin’ crap every day,
scammin’ is their only play.
They’re just schmucks in lobby pay.
Ordure’s waftin’ your way.
Look out! Fix is in,
and your vote’s nixed.
Wanking sick schmoes—
each has his nose
up where the number 2 flows
and aroma’s not that of rose.
“Elected” ho’s; all that each knows:
how to do feather-bed scams.
Into their bags windfall goes.

They get licked and fell-
ated—their pimps drink gel.
They rail, loudly yell
so obvious they don’t think well.
Retard chumps fail;
rent cracks get nailed:
Your swale’s impaled.
All of them should be in jail.
Look out! Fix is in…dirty tricks
from losers, cheaters, dick abusers…
act in absurd theater.
Bursars with urge tools
always look for new fools.
Faux, hollow “leaders”…
DC’s a disease breeder.

True to form they scorn voters and dance
’round the facts; these pests
bleat, “Yes!” from Svengalis’ duress.
Sleaze turds that skim and grift
and steal—you’re stiffed.
Those who hear, they’re foolin’,
while from pockets/purses paychecks they lift.
Look out! Fix is in, and it sticks.
Wretched chumps, clowns, rats scam-full
glorified panhandle.
On laps dandle
masters that keep their bags full.
These wannabes are bums
and losers so dumb.
These chumps don’t work…
pad their bags till crooks are swag-full.

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Porfle Popnecker - May 30, 2023 - Report this comment
This is really good. The votes mean nothing anymore because the_conqueror_of_parodies cleans out the cookies to mess with other people’s scores. I will give this a genuine 555
JAB - May 30, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks much, Porfle.
Porfle Popnecker - May 30, 2023 - Report this comment
@ JAB - It IS really good, but I didn't post the above comment. There's a troll going around posting as me.
CML - May 31, 2023 - Report this comment
But what if this CURRENT iteration of Porfle is the troll and the so called previous "troll" is the ACTUAL PORFLE??? .. How would we KNOW? ... One possible hint -- the true Porfle would never parrot that tired BS unfunny talking point about the Conqueror of Parodies cleaning out his cookies, whatever the fark that even means
Porfle Popnecker - May 31, 2023 - Report this comment
@ CML -- Thanks, I was hoping someone would pick up on that! :D

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