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Song Parodies -> "Moon Sliver"
Original Song Title:
"Moon River"
Original Performer:
Breakfast at Tiffany's soundtrack
Parody Song Title:
"Moon Sliver"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Moon sliver,
Oh why did I try
To shoot ’em the brown eye that way?
On beam, naked, the skin rakèd—
In the spike was goin’, goin’ in all way.
Wounds sphincter—got one where the turds
Converge—certain, it hurts! Oy vey!!
It slashed, and the pain woes attend—
Achin’s my rear end
Where dingleberries pend.
Moon sliver stabbed me.
Moon sliver—
Now I’ll have to try
To quite carefully pry away
That crease breaker, a fart acher
That in there was goin’—I can’t let it stay!
Ow! sphincter tweezin’ really hurts;
I hope that nothing squirts my way.
I grab it in my pain-throes end,
Take it out and then,
I do it all again—
Moon sliver stabs me.
Oh why did I try
To shoot ’em the brown eye that way?
On beam, naked, the skin rakèd—
In the spike was goin’, goin’ in all way.
Wounds sphincter—got one where the turds
Converge—certain, it hurts! Oy vey!!
It slashed, and the pain woes attend—
Achin’s my rear end
Where dingleberries pend.
Moon sliver stabbed me.
Moon sliver—
Now I’ll have to try
To quite carefully pry away
That crease breaker, a fart acher
That in there was goin’—I can’t let it stay!
Ow! sphincter tweezin’ really hurts;
I hope that nothing squirts my way.
I grab it in my pain-throes end,
Take it out and then,
I do it all again—
Moon sliver stabs me.
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Sounds like you should get one of those seat cushions before you plop your uncovered derrière onto a wooden bench. That lady I saw at the store will never know what her fashion faux pas has inspired.
Thanks, Patrick. Forgot to acknowledge you as the title source for this one.
JAB - Cheeky! ;D
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