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Song Parodies -> "Flockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Brenda Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Flockin' Around The Christmas Tree"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
John Barry first used this title, but my theme has a different twist
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
With my spray tool in my hand
Spreadin' those limbs, so I can see
Where to put the white stuff, grand
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
Like to do things slow and tight
When I'm done, ladies say to me
Thanks, for flockin' it just right..
Sorta' get a sentimental feelin' if I hear,
"Love your flockin'..I'll call Polly!"
"You can flock hers, Oh by golly!"
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
It's a service I supply
If PTA I'll flock for free,
I'm a mother flockin' guy...
Sorta' get an extra special feelin', when I hear,
"Love your flockin'..do my holly!"
"Your good flockin' makes me jolly!"
Flockin' around at Christmas time
Tall or short, I'll drop on by
Know when they hear a door bell chime
It's their mother flockin' guy...
They know when they hear that door bell chime,
It's the mother flockin' guy...
With my spray tool in my hand
Spreadin' those limbs, so I can see
Where to put the white stuff, grand
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
Like to do things slow and tight
When I'm done, ladies say to me
Thanks, for flockin' it just right..
Sorta' get a sentimental feelin' if I hear,
"Love your flockin'..I'll call Polly!"
"You can flock hers, Oh by golly!"
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
It's a service I supply
If PTA I'll flock for free,
I'm a mother flockin' guy...
Sorta' get an extra special feelin', when I hear,
"Love your flockin'..do my holly!"
"Your good flockin' makes me jolly!"
Flockin' around at Christmas time
Tall or short, I'll drop on by
Know when they hear a door bell chime
It's their mother flockin' guy...
They know when they hear that door bell chime,
It's the mother flockin' guy...
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it was all good but the first verse was flat out hysterical...lol...my security code was QUM
Sir L'Air de Farce, Careful Sir, . . . be very careful with that "device of vice" of yourn !
Bah humbug! 5s.
Let me tell you, Airfarcewon, this is one mother-flockin' good song!! LMAO'd at your parody! I like both versions of the OS: Brenda Lee's and Hansons. 5's
Flockin' good n' naughty! (Sec code: FKN (would even Ripley believe it?))!
Thanks, alvin, LCC, Andria, Christie, and TJC
Beautiful sly double-entendre! No argument with alvin, but I esp. liked the second verse also.
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