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Song Parodies -> "Flockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Brenda Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Flockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
Flockin' around the Christmas tree--
It's a pagan party romp
Adopted by Christianity,
Less rustic, with added pomp.
You might get a pentagramal feeling, drinking beer.
The voices one time were Gothy
As folks downed that liquid frothy.
Flockin' around the Christmas tree--
It's a hybrid holiday
That's adapted over centuries
In a new old-fashioned way.
Flockin' around the Christmas tree--
Season's spirits make you sing
As they might chant in Old English time:
Canne dón gehwilc waes hal-ing. [We can do some wassailing]
You might get a sedimental feeling in your beer
If it's Wiezen and looks sloppy,
It's unfiltered and quite hoppy.
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
It's a hybrid holiday
That's adapted over centuries
In a new old-fashioned way.
It's a pagan party romp
Adopted by Christianity,
Less rustic, with added pomp.
You might get a pentagramal feeling, drinking beer.
The voices one time were Gothy
As folks downed that liquid frothy.
Flockin' around the Christmas tree--
It's a hybrid holiday
That's adapted over centuries
In a new old-fashioned way.
Flockin' around the Christmas tree--
Season's spirits make you sing
As they might chant in Old English time:
Canne dón gehwilc waes hal-ing. [We can do some wassailing]
You might get a sedimental feeling in your beer
If it's Wiezen and looks sloppy,
It's unfiltered and quite hoppy.
Flockin' around the Christmas tree
It's a hybrid holiday
That's adapted over centuries
In a new old-fashioned way.
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Very clever. Loved the dig on Christmas trees. Not only are they pagan symbols, they cost too much too.
John, it's true that alot of symbols of Christmas are from a pagan origin; but the real spirit and meaning don't get lost there--no room in the inn, no fanfare and glitter in a manger.
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