-> "Wahabis"
Original Song Title:
"Shipoopi"
Original Performer:
Buddy Hackett, Music Man
Parody Song Title:
"Wahabis"
The Lyrics
Well, a woman who’ll kiss on the very first date
is much worse than a hussy.
And a woman who’ll kiss on the second time out—
her windpipe won’t be gusty,
’cause she’ll be choked to death and dumped into the ground
after she had been whipped and bound.
They don’t want such types around—
they’re the Wahabis, Wahabis, Wahabis—
they might cut off your head.
Wahabis, Wahabis, Wahabis.
Torture you till you’re dead.
If you don’t toe the line, it’s curtains—
from your once-neck-with-head blood is spurtin’.
Don’t bother to ask for pardon—
that is because for death they have got a hardon.
[Call of muezzin]
Oil in refineries is cookin’;
as a result we’re the other way lookin’.
When someone’s a wrong-way rubber,
they’ll get the saw into bone, straight through the blubber.
[Call of muezzin]
Their action appall; they invoke gall
from most humanity
The time has come for all to call
them out for Kashoggi.
MBS thought no one was lookin’
after the slaughter that up he’d been cookin’.
Continue to kiss this thug-scourge,
or instead, lay down the law and do a thug purge?
[Call of muezzin]
Wahabis, Wahabis, Wahabis,
they fill good folks with dread.
Wahabis, Wahabis, Wahabis.
be careful what you’ve said.
Kashoggi, Kashoggi
is definitely dead.
Wahabis, Wahabis, Wahabis—
Medieval times ain’t fled.
Try to keep your head!
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