This food is vile
can't be denied
this dried-up beef stuff
has made me lose my smile
tasteless and bland
terrible fare
So awful that I
cannot bear

I say "P.U." now
and then I do heave
Yes, chunks I blow
my gut hurts
and while I puke I
hear these words from Steve
"What's in this crud, man?
That made Neil barf
Just what's in this crud..."

Then Graham Nash spoke
"It's awful, bloke
it's icky stuff
I can't hold it down
I choke
It tastes like gruel"
That made Dave glare
"Graham, go get f*cked"
he then declared

"I cook your food
then you give me grief
You bitch and whine
say, 'it's burned'
Well guys, get screwed
yeah, lay off of me
I tell you brother
my ass is burned
You all can go eat worms"

[instrumental break]
[during instrumental break]
{Crosby is miffed, he's been dissed, so he split}
{Yeah, he has left the room}

[out to fade]
Then Crosby left
he looked bereft
we all just smiled and
threw out that awful mess...