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Song Parodies -> "Holly Farms 400"

Original Song Title:

"A Holly Jolly Christmas"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Burl Ives

Parody Song Title:

"Holly Farms 400"

Parody Written by:

Joe the Crazy Conch

The Lyrics

This song is a short recap of the 1989 Holly Farms 400, a NASCAR Winston Cup Series race run at North Wilkesboro Speedway in North Carolina. It is sung from a perspective of the track's promoter, describing the day's events.
It's the Holly Farms 400
Twenty-sixth race of the year
All I know, it's quite a show
Now buy a couple beers
It's the Holly Farms 400
Thirty-two cars on the track
Don't you know it's Earnhardt's show
Unless he's out of whack

Oh, ho, North Wilkesboro
The whole track you can see
I hope Dale wins the race
He'll win it once for me
It's the Holly Farms 400
And in case you didn't hear
Oh, by golly it's the Holly Farms 400 this year

It's the Holly Farms 400, 26th race of the year
(instrumental break)
It's the Holly Farms 400
And as the cars lap the track
Don't you know it's Earnhardt's show
Unless he's out of whack
Oh, no, North Wilkesboro
Strikes where you can't see
Earnhardt and Rudd spin out
Giving Bodine the victory
It's the Holly Farms 400, and in case you didn't hear
Oh, by golly, I enjoyed the Holly Farms 400 this year

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Billy - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
And round-n-round we go! 555!
Rob Arndt - December 22, 2016 - Report this comment
All my NASCAR puns have been car... jacked! But 555! It's the Pits ;-)

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